Narrator's P.O.V.
Joey wakes up in the middle of the night. There's something wet on the bed. Joey rubs his eyes, he's not quite awake yet.
Suddenly Joey feels some kind of thick liquid on his foot. He jumps out of the bed, disgusted. He runs into the bathroom and realises that the duck has thrown up on his foot. He goes back into his room. He notices his bed filled with duck puke. He lets out a desperate whine and walks out of the apartment.
He looks at Monica and Chandler's door and realises, that they are still on their vacation in Paris. He opens the door with his secret spare key, and walks into the main bedroom. He takes off his pants and climbs under the covers. He feels a pillow next to him. He pulls the pillow closer, hugging it tight. Feeling comfortable and peaceful, he smiles and starts drifting off to sleep.
The lights turn on. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" goes Chandler with a glass of water in his hand. Joey jumps out of the bed, suprised and confused. Chandler continues screaming: "That's my wife!". Joey looks back at the bed and sees Monica lying on the bed with a disgraced and surprised face.
Joey - Monica! You're back?
Chandler - Yes we're back. We've been here for three days.
Joey - Three days? You were supposed to come back on the 13th.
Chandler - It's the 16th!
Joey (under breath) - Monday, 1day. Tuesday, 2day. Wednesday... oh it is the 16th.
Monica - Joey!
Joey - I'm sorry, the duck threw up in my bed again and I thought you were a pillow...
Chandler and Monica - A PILLOW?!
Joey - How come you guys didn't tell me you were back?
Chandler - You were supposed to be in your acting class 'til Monday.
Joey's eyes open wide as he realises he has forgotten his acting class. He runs back into his apartment and starts packing in a hurry as Monica and Chandler chuckle and head back to bed.
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My first chapter ever, LOVED writing this. Please don't be afraid to correct my mistakes or comment below new ideas for stories. xx
