dazai x dazai destiny

Chapter One

CHAPTER 1

The Dazai Destiny group was doing their usual business of worshipping Dazai.

However, something seemed odd today. Sorcha was screaming "WE LOVE DAZAI!!", while Cathy jumped on a table, screenshotting pictures of him on her tiny mobile cellular device. Leah was there, staring at her anime husband (that was not Dazai, unfortunately) while also appreciating Dazai. You can't appreciate Dazai enough!

Cheesecake was eating cheesecake while crying for some reason, mumbling something about Dazai being hot, while Jade and Mykenzie was talking about Detroit smashing Dazai. Puppy was silently playing with her tiny container of white glue slushes slime, and Naomi was screeching while watching Bungou stray dogs on a 4K TV. Mischa was also watching BSD with Naomi, crying at the same time. Gwen was sleeping, dreaming of the boy as Renae tried to wake her up.

Jellal was obsessing over both Dazai and Todoroki, conflicted between the two. Their love was just amazing. Jessica was busy looking at pictures of Dazai on Instagram, liking them and sending them to the Dazai destiny group chat, all the while crying over her love for Dazai.

Puppy cried silently while petting her dog.

This group was quite odd, but nonetheless, they enjoyed Dazai's non-existent company and cried over the fact that he wasn't real.

A sudden bright flash of light blinding the group, Cathy fell off the table she was standing on, Gwen screamed while waking up, and everyone jumped in some sort of fright.

"Hello ladies," A voice said, and everyone squeaked, not at the same time though. "I appreciate your... appreciation for me."

Everyone practically fainted at the sight of this man. Sorcha got down onto her knees and started weeping at his feet, whispering "Dazai" over and over again. Puppy found a gender bent version of Dazai, and screamed. She genuinely thought she was hot, and she wanted to hug her.

Dazai smiled, and everyone screamed, except for Gwen, who had fainted back into a Dazai filled sleep.

"HOW- WHAT- WHEN- WHERE- WHY-" Jade spluttered out, "NUT."

Dazai laughed, and everyone almost fainted. He was too perfect.

"Um... Why are you-?" Leah questioned shyly, hiding her pictures of Mika away from Dazai's eyes.

"I'm not sure. I guess you summoned me with your love for me."

"HA BEAT THAT YEETUS FEETUS GET OUT OF HERE." Cathy randomly yelled, pointing out the window. Everyone stared at her in confusion, and Dazai laughed again.

"Can you stop laughing? We all will die if you continue." Sorcha said, sighing in the process. Dazai laughed for the hundredth time, and practically everyone had a heart attack.

"Dazai,,,, why,,,,"

"Uh... You guys okay? You look kinda gross..." Dazai fumbled eyebrows.

"Nope... were fine... just felt our heart clench..." Everyone said, at a coincidently same time.

"O..kay...?" Dazai said, questioning what was happening.

Gwen was still passed out on the floor from Dazai's presence, and Naomi and Jellal were kneeling at her side trying to get her to wake up. However, it was to no avail. Dazai's presence had rendered her utterly unconscious.

"Is she okay...?" Dazai asked, even more confused. Just what had he stepped into?

Sorcha knelt down at Gwen's side, face still streaked in tears from when she first laid her eyes on Dazai. "Wake up... you're missing Dazai!" she said, voice filled with worry. Hopefully Gwen had not slipped into a Dazai-induced coma.

Dazai crouched down beside Sorcha, staring down at Gwen. "Did I do this?" he said to himself, surprised at how dedicated his worshippers were.

Gwen's eyelids fluttered open as Dazai leaned closer to her, and Sorcha breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Gwen then opened her eyes wide and began gasping for breath when she saw Dazai's concerned eyes. She then fell into an even deeper state of unconsciousness, while incessantly muttering Dazai's name. Sorcha, Jellal and Naomi, who were still at her side, feared the worst for her.

Dazai got to his feet, wondering if he had killed Gwen. He didn't realise that he had that ability, but he had proved himself wrong.

He surveyed the group of wide eyed, barely breathing followers. Except for one, Cathy, who even though breathless was singing a song that involved the lyrics "I love him" and "my true love." Dazai thought the song was one of the best he had ever heard, to rival even the double suicide song.

"People who call yourselves Dazai Destiny, I have a question for you," Dazai said, very serious.

The look in his eyes made Gwen, who had just been waking up slightly, to fall into an even deeper sleep, one where she would probably never wake up, maybe until she had gotten over Dazai's very presence. Jade and Mykenzie began to pant at that and were shaking all over because of his gaze. Sorcha was nearly down at Dazai's feet weeping again.

"W--what is it?" asked Jessica, who had just been taking pictures of Dazai to put on her story.

Dazai's grave expression turned to one of happiness. "Would you all like to take part in a multiple suicide with me?"

Also, Dazaiko smiled patiently at Puppy, asking her the same thing. Puppy felt honoured and said yes.

To this question, everyone screamed "yes!", and Sorcha and Leah both got out knives for Dazai to stab them with.

Cathy, even more breathless due to her singing, gasped, "can I have my inhaler before I die?"

Dazai smiled and handed her a tiny blue item, which Cathy snatched out of his hand, squeaking silently while inhaling the drugs that were in each puff.

"Well then, ladies," Dazai said, smirking and grabbing his genderbent version with him, "We'll be off."

He walked out of the Dazai Destiny headquarters, with Dazaiko (the genderbent Dazai) following behind him.

A few seconds later, Dazaiko popped back into the room, original Dazai in tow.

"We have nowhere to sleep," she said, sighing at her stupid gender bent self, while also sighing at her own stupid self.  "Can we stay over?"