Brandon Vs. Tari

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The gang went back inside Brandon's house, and started to play some video games, excluding Brandon and Jennifer. Brandon walks up to Jennifer and notices that she is still shaken up.

Brandon: Jen? Are you okay?

Jennifer: Yeah...I'm fine...just still a little  shaken up.

Brandon kisses Jennifer, then goes back to the Game Room.

Brandon: Hey, guys!

SMG4: Hey, Brandon. I gotta say, your BattleBrawl stage on SSBU is amazing!

Brandon: Oh, you found that stage? Nice! How are the damage percentages?

Brandon looks at the TV, and sees that Meggy is still going at 855.4% damage.

Brandon: Never mind.

Meggy: Jesus!

Tari: Gotcha!

Tari finally finishes off Meggy, and wins.

Anouncer: GAME! Yoshi, wins!

Meggy: Dammit!

Brandon: Damn!

Tari: Who's next?

Brandon: I'd play, but I would whoop your ass.

Brandon starts to walk out again, but SMG4 stops him.

Brandon: Whoa!

SMG4: Hey, where do you think you're going?

Brandon: You serious? I'm going back to see Jennifer!

SMG4: No, you're not. You're gonna face Tari!

Brandon: Oh, is that what this is about? Sorry. Maybe later. *walks around SMG4*

SMG4: *Robotnik voice* Oh, no you don't!

SMG4 tackles Brandon.

SMG4: Face her!

Brandon: I said no!

Meggy: Come on, Brandon! Come kick Tari's ass!

Bob: YeAh! YoU'rE ThE oNlY oNe WhO cOuLd PoSsIbLy BeAt HeR!

Mario: Pingas.

Jennifer walks in.

Jennifer: Do it, Brandon. You always say you will take on anyone who challenges you in Smash.

Brandon: *Pauses* You're right. Alright! I'll do it! I'll face Tari!

Everyone cheers.

Brandon and Tari get ready to fight each other.

-No items
-Final Desination

Brandon: Let's do this sh*t!

Jennifer: Good luck, my love!

Brandon: Thanks, baby.

Jennifer kisses Brandon's cheek.

SMG4: Tari. F*CK HIM UP!

Tari: *Giggle*

SMG4 kisses Tari.

Brandon: Let's do this!

Brandon and Tari pick their characters.

Mario: Hey, Brandon. Who's your main character?

Brandon picks Mario.

Announcer: Mario!

Brandon: *Smiles*

Mario: HOLY SH*T! YOU'RE MAIN CHARACTER IS ME?!

Brandon: Hell yeah!

Mario and Brandon high-five each other.

Bob: *pulls out some popcorn* WhO wAnTs SoMe PoPcOrN?

Everyone gets some popcorn from Bob, and the match starts with Brandon (Mario) vs. Tari (Yoshi). Brandon doesn't even do anything while Tari bashes him over and over, getting him to 112%.

Tari: Uhh...

Meggy: What?

Mario: What is he doing?

Bob: YoU hAvE mE cOnFuSeD.

Fishy Boopkins: This is strange.

Jennifer: *Giggle*

Brandon: Has the match even started yet?

Jennifer: Yes.

Brandon: Oh, ok!

Tari goes to attack Brandon, but he dodges her and starts overwhelming her with combo attacks.

Tari: WHOA!

SMG4: What the hell?!

Brandon meteor smashes Tari into the bottom Blast-Zone, and gets rid of one of Tari's lives.

Tari: Huh?!

Mario: *JonTron voice* HOLY SH*T!

Brandon: Hehehe!

Tari trys again, but once again gets overwhelmed by Brandon's combos and loses another life.

SMG4: How the hell is this possible?!

Tari: Hmm...

Tari starts to activate her Cyborg Arm.

Meggy: Hey!

Brandon: No, let her do that.

Tari fully activates her Cyborg Arm, and gets up to Brandon's skill level.

Brandon: This will be fun.

Brandon combos Tari again, but she manages to get out.

Meggy: Whoa!

Brandon: Huh? Clever.

Tari attacks Brandon and starts to combo him, and manages to get him down to one life. Now they both have one stock left.

Brandon: So the REAL battle begins!

Brandon and Tari go at it for a few minutes, and Tari successfully trapped him in a combo.

Brandon: Oh, sh*t!

Tari goes to finish him off with Yoshi's Forward Smash attack, but Brandon successfully does the Perfect Shield, and counterattacks, and K.O.s Tari.

Annoucer: GAME!

SMG4: Wait, WHAT?!

Announcer: Mario, wins!

Brandon: Huh. That happened.

Tari is in shock.

SMG4: You okay, Tari?

Tari: That...was...the best Smash match I ever played!

Everyone: Huh?!

Tari: Don't you guys get it? No one has ever beaten me while my Cyborg Arm was activated! Brandon is the first person to EVER do that!

Meggy: That's...accurate.

Tari: Good game, Brandon.

Brandon: Right back at ya.

Tari and Brandon shake hands.

Brandon: Well, I gotta head off to Andy's house. Can you watch them for me, Jen?

Jennifer: Of course!

Brandon: Great! I'll see you guys later this evening!

Everyone: Bye, Brandon!

Brandon leaves for Andy's house.

(Holy sh*t! That was an awesome Smash match! Good game, Tari! I hope Jennifer has everything under control while I'm gone. Anyways, see you later!)

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