The Happy Birthday To Me Chronicles

Thief

A Saioma fanfic

Kokichi splashed his barefeet in the water by his house. The sky was overcast, but it hadn't rained yet. Kokichi determined it was the perfect weather to go see his organization. He swung his legs over the edge of the water puddle and dried his feet, slipping on his socks and shoes. I wonder what they're doing right now..

Kokichi stepped inside his house, only to exit after grabbing his phone and house keys. He hummed a catchy song all the way to town, then turned a dark corner, humming louder. Once he reached a large building, he hummed so loudly, the door opened and a small girl with long brown hair peeked out. "There you are boss. We were wondering if you were gonna come today." Kokichi smiled and walked inside his secret hideout.

"Well of course! To day is such an overcast day after all! Why wouldn't I come?" His members exchanged glances and the tallest male spoke. "We thought you'd be hanging out with him boss. We're pretty glad you came today though! We've got a perfect place to rob next!" Kokichi was a little shocked that they hadn't referred to Shuichi by his name, but rather 'him', though he ignored it.

"Where've you got eyes on?" He asked. They showed him the map on their laptop and pointed to a large museum. "We've been working on breaking into this place for months boss! It's almost been a year! Shoko found a great passage that can get us in and out with the loot easily!"

Kokichi grinned and set a placemarker. "Then we'll be getting the loot tonight!" The organization cheered and smiled, hugging and high fiving. "Then let's plan it all tonight!"

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It didn't take long for them to get the plan ready. A couple of tweaks and it was all set. Kokichi had even got second costumes to make them look like they were attending as guests from a sort of rich party.

"Okay guys. Let's get into this." Kokichi pointed to a parked near a shop by the curb. "Woah! That's our ride?" Etsuko asked. Kokichi nodded and led them all to the limo. "Thanks Rantaro! The limo looks amazing!" Rantaro nodded, dressed as a butler. "Let's go? You said you guys were going to a museum?" he asked. Kokichi nodded, holding a finger up to his lips.

Rantaro drove to the museum and parked in a reserved parking space. Kokichi and his organization got out, wearing fancy dresses and suits with jewelry and cuff links. Kokichi had tied his hair back into a ponytail for a better effect.

"Hello sir! Are you the party attending the museum today?" A man asked. Kokichi nodded and showed him some sort of card. "Ah! Right this way sir!" They walked, glancing around at all the cameras they'd need to disarm. This will be our biggest heist yet! Kokichi thought.

"Right here sir! This will be your banquet for tonight!" A large area was reserved just for them, making Kokichi and his members incredibly happy. "Thank you kind sir. Now if you'll excuse us, we'd like to look around!" The gentleman nodded. "Of course! Just ring the bell when you need something!" Kokichi nodded and sat down with his members. "Okay," he said in a hushed whisper, "We'll need to get a couple people into the security room to disarm the cameras. We can communicate by our secret watches, as always, and tell each other the important things. Shoko will stay here and inform me and Genki about where all the electricity panels are so we can cause a power outage for at least forty five seconds. Once that's done, Etsuko and Norumei get their prized ruby, and stuff it into your bra Etsu. Then sneak back here as if you were here the whole time and discern any suspicion from you with what I've taught you. Once they find out the gem has been stolen and call the police, we'll escape with the crowd and Rantaro will drive us back. He isn't informed of our plan yet though. I just asked him to be our driver!" Everyone nodded at their boss's plan. Shoko stayed at the table, using her phone to hack into the service system and track where they controlled the lights.