Harry's little meat stick was as hard as math homework. He had went to the kitchen to make himself a sandiewich but instead saw Liam and Niall inhailing eachother. Harry peeked around the corner desperate to see more. There was only one thought going throught his head, who is going to be top? Well, he thought to himself, it fo shizzle ain't gonna be that blond queef over there. Liam had pushed Niall against the wall while eating his face. Harry had slipped his hand in his pants and rubbed his sausage. While he was choking the chicken he accidentally scratched his dingaling, causing him to scream. Liam and Niall ran out of the kitchen only to see Harry leaking from his eyes and his penis. The only thing that Niall and Liam could say was, "Three is better than two." Niall had put a hello kitty bandaid on Harry's tinnie winnie, itsy bitsy, ittie bittie ding dong, and fracked his booty patootie while Liam recorded it all one his Mickey Mouse camera.
A/N Okay, this was quite the masterpiece but not to be taken seriously.
