Dino Dan x Eat Pant x Johnny Test
The Desert, the 32nd cactus on the left, 1890...
Diego Brando was posted up behind a cactus watching Johnny's thicc crippled ass crawl for a water canteen that was just a few feet away from his hand. Johnny crawled and crawled towards the water canteen. He was a thirsty cripple, very thirsty mostly for Diego's Dinosaur Dan Dino Dick. He finally reached the water canteen and struggled to open it.
"Yes!" Johnny yelled out when he finally opened it.
"Oi crip'!" Diego appeared from behind the cactus and punted the fucking canteen out of his hand.
The canteen flew off and hit a different cactus approximately 5 yards away from the handicap and the blonde dinosaur. Diego stood over Johnny looking down at him.
"Fucking Brit bitch! I was gonna drink that!" Johnny yelled in protest.
"Shut it little whiny pussy pansy posh bitch." Diego barked at the crippled bitch.
"Now what am I gonna drink!?" Johnny yelled as he spun around on the ground and crawled to his wheelchair.
Diego watched him and licked his eyeball. He walked over and kicked his wheelchair away from him.
"God damnit! Was the revolutionary war not enough of an L for you. Tea sipping swine..." Johnny said as the crippled boy was giving up on life.
Diego didn't speak he only eyed down Johnny's plump juicy practically vegetable ass. Now Diego wasn't gay, but that wasn't a man's ass. That's a wagon.
"I know what you can drink, Johnny." Diego said in a rather low voice.
"What is Jurassic Bitch."
"My nut."
Diego pounced onto the Johnny crippling him more. Johnny didn't protest as deep down he wanted this more than anything. He began to pull down the cripple's pant and stare down at his star patterned underwear.
"What- fuck it.." Diego turned his hand into a raptor claw and sliced open the under garments making his job hell of a lot easier.
"D-Diego what if someone sees!" Johnny asked flustered
"Shut up crippled fuck!" Diego commanded as he began to pull down his own pants.
Just then Hot Pants appeared for plot convenience. She stood there in all of her pink glory.
"What are you two doing?" Hot pants remarked rather disgustedly as she looked at the two about to Fucc.
"Uh noth-" Johnny was cut off by Diego before he could finish speaking
"Fuccing, wanna join." Diego said like it was nothing.
"I've got nothing better to do." Hot pants realized and thus began to undress as well.
Johnny sighed as he was just about to fuck a dinosaur but now he's gonna be sidelined by the chick from lazy town. Hot pants stepped over a cactus and walked over to Diego and pushed him down.
"Ingest pantaloon." Hot pants spoke before putting Diego's Dino Dan Dinosaur Dick in her mouth and sucking it softly.
As this went on Johnny swung his hips to and from to flip himself over. Once he flipped over he began to crawl over to Diego and Hot pants.
"Sorry pinkie but not today." Johnny said rather determined as he crawled on top of Hot Pants' back
Hot Pants let this happened as she continued to swallow up Dinosaur eggs. Johnny slowly slid the tip of his crippled cock into hot pants asshole. This caused hot pants to pull off from the Dino Dan Dinosaur Dick and moan slightly. Diego used this opportunity to put Hot pants and Johnny on their backs. Johnny was still deep in hot pants' asshole as Diego would climb on top of Hot pants' front and spread her legs.
"Groovy..." Diego said seductively as he began to slid his Dino Dan Dinosaur Dick into Hot Pants's Plastered Pantaloon Pussy.
"Oh sHi~t" The feeling of having both males in both of her holes was too pleasuring for her.
The both began to thrust deep into hot pants, they were sloshing around deep inside of her causing hot pants to moan crazy. Diego began to kiss on Hot pants' neck as he thrusted.
"Insert other Austin Powers quote here." Diego said into her ear as he pulled out his Dino Dan Dinosaur Dick from her Pant Plastered Pantaloon Pussy and unloaded raw Dinosaur eggs all over her stomach, at the same time Johnny released his I.V bag fluid into Hot Pants's shit hole.
The three panted as Hot Pants got off Johnny and laid in the sand. The two males crawled over to her and the three cuddled in the hot sun of the desert.
Fin.
