Monsters & Mana - A Klance Fanfiction

Portal of Real - Enter Game

"Where the hell are we?!" Keith screamed. He was on the floor after a they had been teleported from the Castle of Lions and now he was next to Lance who was looking like the avatar he had designed from the game. Cute and hot.

"I don't know, Keith, I don't fucking know!" Lance cried.

Keith held his hands up to see he too looked like his avatar. Purple and...purple?

Lance looked at Keith. "Dude, we look like our avatars. Does that mean....Are we like in the game?!" Lance cried. Keith denied it even though it could be a possibility.

"I don't think we are physically in the game. I think this is a simulation or something along those lines." He said.

"It happened after those bitches pushed us into that fucking blue hole portal thingy! It must have teleported us into this simulation." Lance said, angrily. "What the fuck are we supposed to do to get out of here?!" Keith shook his head and shrugged.

"I dunno. Knowing them and specifically Shiro, this must be some sort of bonding exercise because the rest of the team aren't in here. They want us to get along." Keith groaned. Lance mimicked this.

"First up, if we are in the game as real people, we are probably gonna need food unlike our game avatars." Lance said.

Keith nodded and groaned for a second time. "Okay so well, I guess let's explore the area, find some shit, hope it's food and water." Keith said. Lance shrugged.

"I guess so!"

Keith and Lance were clearly not having it. They were exhausted from even thinking about the fact they had to be together.

"Hey! I don't think there is water in this game. If the avatars don't need it, why would they include it?" Lance said. Keith turned to Lance.

"Come on! They probably included some sort of water and stuff in the game. Coran and the others don't want us to die, do they?" Keith bluntly said. Lance gaped.

"Of course, they can't have us die! We're on a fucking team! We are paladins of fucking the savior of the universe! Do you think they want us to die!" Lance dramatically said.

Keith smirked. "No, Lance. I guess if they had enough brains to make a fucking blue portal, they must have kept water and food in mind, right?" He said.

Lance nodded. "Yeah...Yeah!" Lance said as positively and optimistically as he possibly could. "Let's keep looking!" Keith laughed.

Keith set off and continued walking in a random direction. Lance followed him and rushed to catch up.

"Ya know, you can't run off like that. We have to stick together. We may get lost cause we don't have trackers like we do in ..... in real life." Lance said.

Keith nodded. "Yeah, sorry." And he continued walking.

They walked for what seemed like forever until they reached a small pool of water. "Is that water?" Lance asked. Keith looked at it.

"What the hell does it look like dipshit?!" Keith mumbled. Lance scoffed.

"Me? Dipshit? Hmmm.. doesn't qualify when you put it on me. When I call, you a dipshit, oh hell does it qualify. It works like peanut butter and jelly!" He said in the most smartassy tone he could manage.

"I actually don't like peanut butter and jelly together." Keith said as. walked up to the water puddle and looked at it. He stuck his finger in it to make sure it was clear and clean. 'I'm just gonna rely on the thought that Coran wanted us to survive.' Keith thought and drank the water. Lance saw him and caught him by the shoulder.