Slender: Alright kids, if you were to take one thing from a burning house, what would it be?
Toby: My stuffed bunny!
Hoodie: My jacket!
Masky, with a completely monotone voice: The fire.
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Toby, talking to E.J: Ya know, I should have Masky kill you for that
Masky, from the other room: What!?
Toby: We're just joking around-
Masky, walking in with his crowbar in his hand: No, is he bothering you?
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Toby, at a party: *Sitting on Masky's lap and being all cute with him*
Tom, looking at Tord: Why can't we do stuff like that?
Tord: *Pulls Tom onto his lap* Happy?
Tom: uwu
**A few minutes later**
Tom: Do you seriously have a boner right now?
Tord: You wanted this
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Cashier: That'll be $20, sir.
Toby: I don't have the money :(
Cashier: ...Then I'm sorry but I can't sell this to you.
Toby, sliding the cashier a $20 bill sneakily like it's a bribe: How about now?
Cashier:
Masky, buying vegetables in the distance: Toby, stop f🍥cking with the civilians
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