**IMPORTANT: I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME REALLY BAD SH*T AND I MIGHT NOT UPDATE REGULARLY. IF MY LIFE GETS BACK IN ORDER, THIS UPDATE MAY OR MAY NOT BE REMOVED**
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"Pit, I want you to look for Cloud," Palutena grinned from ear to ear. "He might help you prepare to go to Battlefield Gate."
"There's hundreds of clouds! That was easy," Pit was flying through every single one he saw.
"Pit, stop screwing around! I see only one,"
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"What do you mea-" He bumped into a body. A spiky-haired man stood in front of him with a human-sized butcher knife of sorts. Pit held his breath and winced as he was chopped up accidentally. He fell. "Please, don't hurt me," He was cut across the chest. "And if you don't hurt me, I won't hurt you,"
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"That's fine, I guess..." Cloud pulled his Buster Sword over his shoulder. "By the way, I'm Cloud, so don't you dare mistake me for a poofy sky thing again,"
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"Yes, Cloud" He nodded. "Palutena said you would help me before my field trip to Battlefield Gate?"
"Yes, Lady Palutena sent me here to help you, but we've got a bigger problem. Those... those stupid 'you's'! Their big stupid balloon heads are trying to turn the smash universe into a stupid 'you' world! They want to be emperors of the Smash universe!"
"I think you mean 'Miis'. Yea, I don't like their balloon heads either, but I never knew they were that bad," Pit was now sure of why their eyes looked so soulless. "Which way do we go to stop the Miis?"
"I'm going this way, to stop the Mii revolution. We need to spread out so we can take out more Mii's at once."
A mii flew on top of the crumbling structure above them. "Wait... is that... Viridi's a Mii?!" Pit's eyes popped out of his sockets for a second. He rubbed them and took a gander at Viridi's Mii head. He shot an arrow to try to lower it to his level.
