Life as a minecraft mob Part II (unofficial continuum)

Guardian

So most people have heard of Minecraft 1.7 "the update that changed the world" well my story starts here. So I was peacefully floating among code and bytes until a player caught me with a fishing rod and I became a pufferfish. The player knew not to eat me so after many minecraft days we went to battle the EnderDragon. Well long story short. We lost. So I was just floating there waiting to decay but the EnderDragon came and said "Why haven't thoust decayed yet?" I answered "I'm going to soon but can you please change me. I heard about what you did to the human to make him an EnderMan. And I was wondering if you could change me too?" So I began to rise, I felt power surging through my code but just then a player came and shot me with a arrow and I went tumbling off the island down down down into the void below but then an EnderMan came and teleported me back up to the EnderDragon who wanted to resume the process but couldn't because just like the EnderMan, I opened my eye. Wait eye? I asked. Yes I had become a large blue cyclops pufferfish. "What in the name of HeroBrine is going on here?" I demanded. "Hmmmmmm, can thoust teleporde?" The EnderDragon asked. "Nope I'm just flopping around." I answered. Just then the world turned white. I was in a large white room with some mobs. The word UPDATING TO 1.8, %10 was on the wall. Just then I spawned in the ocean next to a large underwater temple thing. I looked through it and found 8 gold blocks in the center. Such a huge prize. I decided to live here have offspring, send them too find other temples and guard them. Some of us including me evolved into Elder Guardians. We only want to protect our treasure and will shoot eye lasers at you when you come near. Soon the world of Minecraftia will not fear the words Creeper, zombie, skeleton. Instead they will tremble at one word. GUARDIAN.