(Some words will be misspelled or spelled weirdly because he has a very thick accent)
(Quick Translations)
Ar ais ort- back at you
frachÚn- whore
Cinnte- sure"My little Conor Jr. likes this song huh" I say bopping with him on the couch after I finished cleaning the house he gurgles and laugh"yes"he says and I smile and kiss his forehead I smile at him and put him on mines and Conor's bed turn off the music and put on Spongebob.
I go to the kitchen and start dinner I took the chicken I had bought earlier and put it in got water and a splash of vinegar to clean it good. I took it out the bowl and started cutting it into cubes.
I heard the bell ring I looked to see Dee's car on the security I sighed and turned off the sink and walked to the front, I opened the door "where is he" she asks rudely "well he is in mines and Conor's room you can have a seat I'll go get him" I say back bubbly and kindly.
"Jr." I say running up the stairs and busting into our room I see him indulge in the TV "mommy's here" I say and grab him and his bag and go downstairs she lights up as soon as she sees Conor Jr."Hi baby" she grabbed him out of my hands and looked at me dirty.
"Come on let's go home" she says about to walk away "have you eaten yet" I asked her"no,why?"she asks looking me up and down "stay I'm cooking and Jr. hasn't eaten" I say being nice as possible.
"Ok" she drags it out and sits back down as I walk to the kitchen I hear the door open and Conor's voice "baby I bought what ye fookin' needed" he says walking into the room seeing me smiling and Dee sitting and Jr roaming around.
"Daddy"Jr yells running to Conor making him smile and grab him dropping the bags making me walk over to him grabbing the bags and getting on my tippy toes and kissing him.
"Thank you" I say and run to the kitchen and look at what he bought seeing he bought 2 different shrimps full body and just the body. After cleaning them and taking the poop out I put them in water with onions,seafood seasoning bag and garlic and leave them alone.
I finish the chicken and and season it with Adobo, garlic,pepper and parsley." Baby what is Dee doing in here" Conor questions walking into the kitchen shirtless "I let her stay for dinner I may not like her and she may not like me either but that doesn't mean I want bad for her and I don't want Jr to be raised around us scuffling and bickering I want him to be raised around mature and civilized people" I say while cooking the chicken and putting homemade pasta to boil.
As I have my hand on the strainer waiting to take it out I felt Conor grab my hind side making me yelp "stop baby" I say "you know you're too nice to people" he says hugging me from behind and squeezing me making me giggle.
"Alright sit down so I can finish cooking because I have people to feed or set the table and be good and NO being mean" I say and strain and wash the pasta under cold water and and put in with the chicken cream sauce mixing it around.
I strain the shrimp and then made a quick seafood sauce then push them around in the sauce and put all the food in dishes and take out Minute Maid and cups with an ice bowl and bring everything to the table.
Going into the McGregor dining room I lay everything on the table "dinner is ready" I say loudly and everyone slowly comes in and Conor does with a shirt on finally.
"Jr get the hand sanitizer" I say and he goes to the table behind the table and yells"hands out" and squirts some in everyone's hands and some on his own. "Enjoy" I say and look at the feast I've put together:
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