Snowflake here. Now. I'm not mad. It's seems that MUTO, my lesbian comedian, wants her own story. And she wants it to be its own universe. No vikings. No pokemon. No trainers. Not even DRAGONS! *clears throat* sorry. Light Fury problems. Anyway, just gaint monsters from Godzilla universe. I'm not mad. Stop thinking I'm mad. Yes Godzilla is a big muscular sexy man. I have Toothless. A black dragon thug king. Nothing's wrong with that. Unless you're racist to dragons. Or black people. Or both. Now you maybe wondering what a dragon racist human would say. Here's the thing. Those racist people are the ones who say *mocking* dragons aren't real. Never have. Never will. *Piss* Racist bitches. Just like MUTO who kick me out of the the universe. Not letting me meet Godzilla. I'M NOT MAD! I KNOW YOU READERS ARE THINK THAT I'M MAD BUT I'M F***ING NOT N***ER! *covers her mouth* Oh my god, I forgot I'm white. I'm so sorry. I'm just going to cool off. See ya. Forgive me if I offended you. Just so you know, the writer who is making me say this stuff is black. Just so you know. Don't hate the light fury because of me. Please forgive me. *Someone gives her a note* Oh it's okay. That only applies to white humans. Not dragons. So I can say n***** n***** n***** *Gets another note* wait. So it's not offensive to black humans but offensive to black nonhumans. *Gets the last note* I'm gonna leave now. I have to apologize to Salazzle and Toothless and other nonhumans. *Looks at nowote again* Except for the aliens from the movie alien. I don't care if they're black. They scarier than Michael and Jason and Scream. And they don't need a mask.
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