Matts wishes

Matts wishes 1

( I got bored with the story I was currently working on and I remembered Aladdin 2019 sucked so.......)

Matthew walks through the comic book store looking for something to buy as he uses his hand to push up his glasses.

"Is that a lamp?" The small human says as he walks over to a large lamp staring at it.

He goes up to it examining it to be an old antique lamp smudged in dirt and dented.

Matthew breathes onto it coating it in his warm breath and rubbing it with his elbow.

The lamp slowly began to shine like it was good as new and Matt sighs in achievement but then the whole lamb started vibrating as a puff of blue smoke came out.

Matthew hid in fear as the store was evacuated as the smoke slowly began to resemble a large legless woman.

"Jesus Christ that was a long nap! 300 years really messes with your spine" the woman spoke with an ancient almost Amish like voice. The girl was wearing a large toga for some reason she was a Caucasian girl maybe about twenty three, she also had long flowing purple hair.

"So who released me?" She says pointing a finger up causing Matt to lift off the ground "you? You realised me?"

"Umm..... Sure?" Matthew says as he is lifted up by the back of his collar.

She pulls up a chair and places Matt in it

"What time is it ? Where am I? Is that war still going on ?" She says caressing her hair

"It's Friday 1pm , You're in a comic book store in Newcastle England and what war? How long were you trapped in there?"

"300 years..... so you rubbed the lamp and set me free?"

"Uummm... yes?"

"Well then you're my master"she says smiling at matthew

Matthews nose shoots out with blood "w-what?!"

" not that kind sicko.... basically you freed me so you get three wishes....." she said rolling her eyes and crossing her eyes " so is slavery a thing here?"

" no we killed that ages ago and three wishes can I-"

" no you can't wish for more wishes but feel free to try and waste a wish" she says smirking.

"Ok so what do I want ......." Matthew says taking a long hard think ..... " I guess I want a way to make people laugh at parties!"

"Wish granted master" she snapped her fingers and Matt vanished into a puff of smoke awakening blinded by a white fabric ,he tried talking but failed and a pain in his neck and butt. Yes he was in an atomic wedgie his underwear was under his chin as he struggled to talk.

That's when he heard the laughing......

Countless voices teasing him mostly female but he heard what sounded like a few guys.

He squirms trying to get his new underwear facial off his skin....

"Having fun?" He bears the genie say

"No! Get me out of here!" The genie snaps her fingers and Matthews back where he was when they met.

"Genie! What the fuck was that?!" He says looking at her

"Ok my name is Aphrodite and yours is Matthew mason a 14 year old human born in England of 29th November 2004 with a high intelligence and that was your wish , look at how many people you made laugh!"

"That wasn't what I meant......."he says crossing his arms like a child

"Look you still have 2 wishes so" she says getting ready to snap her fingers

"I want to be in a room of women around my age , all there adoring me "

Aphrodite snaps her fingers and Matt vanished into smoke.......