The Happy Birthday To Me Chronicles

Me...?

A Saioma Fanfic

"The bus is late again...." I muttered and tugged at my scarf. My phone buzzed in my pocket, but I assumed it was just Momota-chan talking on the group chat about our homework assignment, so I ignored it. My phone kept buzzing more irritably and I took it out of my pocket, my eyebrows twitching in annoyance.

Space Idiot
Hey! Can we meet up after school today for our group project?

Shyhara
I'm free then. Harukawa-san?

She Bites
I should be

Space Idiot
Great! What about you Oma-kun?

Purple Liar
If I can even make it to school.

Shyhara
Is the bus late again?

Purple Liar
You're correct detective! I might just walk ;p

She Bites
I'm at the bus stop right now.
I can walk with you

Purple Liar
What an angel Harukawa-chan! Let's go!

I slipped my phone in my pocket and glanced around. "Huh..?"

                                    

"Hey, Oma-kun. Let's go." Oma-kun turned around, a frightened look on his face. "H-Huh? H-How do you know my name?!" Oma said, tears welling up in his eyes. "Oma-kun, I'm not in the mood for one of your lies. Let's go." Oma shivered and looked around scared. "I-I'm not sure w-what you're talking about...maybe y-you have the w-wrong guy? I-I don't know who you are.."

I rolled my eyes and grabbed his arm, causing him to let out a squeal. What's wrong with him? "Harukawa-chan!" Oma-kun came up running and removed my arm from....Oma-kun?

"What the....Oma-kun?" I stared at Oma, the one wearing a scarf, then back at the other 'Oma', wearing a simple black uniform. What the hell? Oma-kun looked just as confused. The two Oma's looked at each other. "W-Who are you?!" The black uniformed boy asked. "Oma Kokichi, Ultimate Supreme Leader! Who are you?" Oma questioned almost glaring at the timid boy.

"M-My name is...Oma Kokichi, student at Kibougamine Highschool...You have an Ultimate?!" The shy boy questioned. Oma-kun backed up, scowling a bit. "Yes....Where did you come from?!" Oma-kun looked ready to call the cops. "I-I've lived here all my l-life..with...my parents and brother, but...they're not here anymore.." I glanced towards Oma-kun, wondering if it was the same for him.

His eyes were wide and his face had gone a shade paler than what it normally was. "Oma-kun?" I questioned, stepping towards him to see if he was alright. It seemed as though he were dazed.

"E-Excuse me....W-What's your name?" The other Oma-kun asked. "Harukawa Maki, Ultimate Assassin. Why?" I glared menacingly making him squeal again. "Ah...u-uh...I have a f-friend named Harukawa M-Maki...but...she's n-not an assassin...s-she looks j-just like you though!" I frowned and lifted the shy boy up, swinging him over my shoulder. "W-What?! P-Put me down!" I grabbed the real Oma-kun by the arm and started walking towards the school, surprised no one gave any odd looks.

We reached the front of the school and saw Momota-kun and Saihara-kun waiting.