Ohj spiderus, you are so good at this. youre making me laugh, stop it! SpSDErUs STOP.
Spiderus awoke to his many legs quivering, and quickly ran outside of his house, going for a jaunty jog around the house to stop his legs from their insessant quivering.
hey there, poisderus" a voice sounded.
Whos there. spiderus said looking all scarred.
its just me, sexy spider, a spider said.
oh cool im gonna take you back to my hgouse and treeat you ruight.
spiderus and the newfound sexy spider walked back to spiderus\s cozy abode, anmd started the procvess of fornicating
wait spiderus said, i want tioo try something.
a thick substance began to run down spiderus' gspidere butcrack, and stasrtted to form the basois of a web. spiderus took the new material and tied the sexcy spider down.thisll keeep you with me for a whiler spoder said.
wait, said spiderus.
AUIGHHHH
spiderus pulled off two of hius legs form tyhe socket, spider blood leakin g from the fresh wounds. spiderus licked the gashes, lapping at the poooling bl;ood on the ground. he wrapped the pair of legs in silk, making a strangely phallic object out of them,.
the sexy spider mopaned in anticipation: UUUUGGAHGAHAGHAGH
spiderus shopved the silken dildo into the sexy spides web-hol;e, forcing their organs out of the way. then they died. the end.
P.S.A. this is dangerous. spiders are scarry. ythis is the reason god has damned us all to the bowlels of hell. opeace dudes.
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Legs For Days
PoetrySpiderus has lewgs and thet go on for sdays. You can\t stop the leg train. choo choo. Spiderus meets a sexy spider, and they have steamy spider sex. there are a lot of legs.
