Pink: The gay oneshot onslaught

Human/Coffee shop au

A/N: I did the thing.. I made 'em people! AND I did a cafe thingy too!! >=3

'Cept I don't drink coffee and I hardly count as a human myself so I'm sorry if this one don't turn out so hot.. this is all a new experience for me.. ; -;) 

Link Hyrule was your normal run of the mill, straight outta his second year of college, blonde boy working a part time job at cozy little local coffee shop on the corner of an old mall strip. Sure, he didn't have many hours or a big pay.. cause it was part time and he gains minimum wage.. but the job, along with another one at the Ice cream shop down the street, was a good start and he was proud that he was out there and doing something with his free time. 

"One Frappe with two shots of espresso and mocha." Link watched as his newest co-worker, Marth, wrote down the order of the customer at his counter. Marth looked up and gave the customer a warm, albeit fake, customer service smile and got to work on the nearest coffee machine by his counter. "Thanks for your patronage ma'am, your drink will be ready in no time!" Marth chirped and the 30 to 40 year old woman in a light yellow pantsuit smiled at him. "Thank you miss, you two." The lady strutted off to a seat at a table, leaving Link with a smirk and Marth with a scowl.

"Miss?" Link looked at Marth questioningly and Marth looked disappointed. "This is the third time this week!" Marth sighed as he added in the espresso and finished up the drink of the lady who misgendered him. "I'm telling you dude, it's the hair." Link shrugged his shoulders at the blue haired boy and Marth scoffed. "Ok, yeah, keep talking Rapunzel." Link simply rolled his eyes and Marth called out the customer's name for pickup. "Mocha Frappe with two shots of espresso for a.. Ka-reen?" 

Link had to hold in his laughter as the same lady from before walked over and akwardly went, "Oh, I'm sorry but.. It's 'Karen'." Marth looked at her with fake confusion before ringing her up and smiling in an obviously sarcastic way. "Oops, Sorry ma'am. I guess my hair just got in the way of me seeing your name, you know, because it's pretty long for a boy's." Marth passive aggressively glared into her soul and that's when Karen knew she done f-d up.

After that whole moment was over Link couldn't help himself anymore and let out a big fit of laughter as Marth groaned. "Dear christ, every customer who comes in thinks you're a girl Marth!" Link points out and Marth pouts. "Oh yeah, Link? Well if you're so 'manly looking' why don't you put your hair down from that blonde ponytail of yours and see if the next customer doesn't confuse you for a girl." Link grit his teeth at the jab at his ponytail and gave Marth a challenging glare. "Fine," Link agreed. "But you owe me 15 dollars when the next customer doesn't think I'm a girl, like you." 

"Oh-ho, it is so on." Marth crossed his arms and watched as Link let down his rather long blonde locks. But the challenge only truly began when a dark black-haired, red eyed, boy in an oversized monochromatic colored sweatshirt and black ripped jeans entered with a frown on his face.

"Hurry up, Pit-stain, we don't have all day!" The darkly dressed stranger stood by the entrance and called out the door. A brunette boy with bright blue eyes dressed in a large fitting Letterman jacket with the initials for the college SSBU and soft colored light blue pants bounced in excitedly and gave a heartwarmingly sweet smile. "Jesus Pittoo, hold your horses, We can't stop at every place we see!" The brunette boy cried out in amusement at the other who looked a bit similar to him.

"Woah those two are like twins, freaky." Marth observed over Link's shoulder and as the two boys walked over Link noticed more about the softer looking brunette boy on the left. Link took in the gold colored crown of leaves in the smiling boy's spiky brown hair and the fluffly white scarf around his neck. There was also a pair of shimmering light blue angel wings on the front of the boy's white shirt and though Link found the attire pretty strange he also thought it made the happy stranger look rather cute.