The End of the Beginning

2095

Tit's 2095 and muse has finally released a new album called "Pussy Pussy Marijuana." In less than a week, the album reaches number one on the billboard hot 100 chart. The album is number 1 in 69 different countries and has over 420 million people streaming it. 666 trillion copies have been sold but after a week the album drops to number 69 on the charts. People start calling muse radiohead ripoffs again because matt's rap, ratatouille, sounds like the song creep. Because of all the backlash, dom and matt decide to leave muse and chris behind. a few months later matt sadly getsg cancer from eating so many lüngs and dies. before he dies, he goes bald and posts selfies of his self everyday. Elle is alone now but she ends up marrying dom and they both parent bing now. Floyd is honestly sick of dom and decides to attack him. he rips off his nose and dom is barley alive. while all of this is happening, bing is going through a goth metal head phase and refuses to wear anything but heels. dom goes into the ER for an emergency nose transplant. the doctors transplant matt's ugly ass nose onto doms face for sweet revenge.

Let us check on chris now.

Chris is playing the bass, the guitar, and the drums alone. he is having a solo career as "The Wolstenbeast." He makes trap music, which everyone loves, except his all of his 420 children. His children end up stabbing him multiple times like Julius Caesar on his birthday. Chris's dog, kevin, eats one of his bastard kids. One of the eldest kids makes a flesh costume and pretends to be chris for the next 25 years. ronson believes chris is still alive but sadly, it's chris's child. as a result, ronson dies due to being neglected.
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bing reads belldom fanfics on the daily while elle becomes president of the united states and every day on her way to work, she wears an eggmatt mask on her way to work. eggmatt memes becomes the most popular memes of all time. in his free time, bing decides to attend a straight pride parade for some strange reason. Elle is busy making world peace and everyone loves her for that. bing doesn't like this one bit and decides to make plans to end the world. bing kills elle with the black death and then moves on to the entire population of earth.  except that one kid who pretended to be chris for those 25 years. turns out that kid is half gnome! also billie eyelash lives we don't know why but she just does. the gnome kid and bing fall in love witch each other on a magic carpet ride and billie eyelash is the carpet. (the carpet is shaped like an eyelash) bing gets the gnome pregnant and they both live on a swamp. they call their amazing child "Shregg is on cregg." billie eyelash has then had enough. she turns into a human and lives underground for eternity. turns out, she is actually a weird spider person. billie helps to build a society underground with aliens and becomes queen of the underground. she decides to resurrect matt because he's also an alien. billie does a HUGE oopsie and accidentally brings back aldof hitler.

war takes place and the affects are devastating.
alienjews vs aliennazis

only few aliens make it out alive. the few who survived arrive at shregg's swamp. matt finds out that he is madly in love with spider billie (spider billie is not 17 she is 100000 years old and matt is only 666420 years old calm down)
sadly matt has no dick or asshole so he gets sad and kills shregg to take his dick. bing is angered by matt's actions so he kills gnomeo and steals his eyeballs. he plans to choke billie to death with them.

420 sex scenes later matt and billie have trillions of demon alien spider babies that are ready for war. bing is alone and sings mercy to matt, show me mercy pleathe. matt then gathers his demons and starts screaming the intro to knights of cydonia. Bing takes his phone out and tries to attack Matt. He knows that Matt has only one weakness, belldom fics. And bing is suddenly an expert on it. He reads them out loud.

"pasta in my pee pee"

matt then gets super horny. billie sees this and gets super angry that her man is gay for someone else. Matt's fake dick explodes and Matt turns into a half dead sewer rat with breast aids. billie then goes crazy and stupid and starts killing everything while taking the kids.

Bing runs up to Matt

Matt looks into bings eyes and says "I am your father."

Bing doesn't believe it and screams "NOOOOOOOO THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
Bing shits himself and dies and then his corpse shits himself again. billie then grabs matt with her giant weird spider hand. Her spiderhand is made out of eyelashes. it tickles matt and he starts giggling like a little bitch. Matt asks billie if she wants to marry him.

billie thinks for a few seconds.

"yes matty b. id love to be bound to you for the rest of eternity."

"yes my darling, stay with me." says matt enthusiastically.

They both fly to the horizon on a eyelash t-rex and get married in a Supermassive black hole which basically sucks the whole universe in one minute after they got married in it.

they then have kinky sex and died.

THE END.