hey guys. i wrote this story in Grade 8 because our teacher told us to write a random short story anyway this story is really reall short and most probably boring and about chicken as you can tell by the title. i wrote it because i have an addiction to chicken and because i havent written a story on here yet. Enjoy!!!
The chicken crossed the road but the car hit the chicken and the chicken farted. Then a truck ran over the chicken and the chicken exploded into chicken burgers that are now sold at McDonalds. But when someone bit into the burger the chicken said "What the cluck?" and then it burped. The chicken comes back to life but he doesn't have a head so he says to a guy "Oi you, give me your head!" and now he's walking around with a human head. LOL
So now the chicken is wondering the streets with a maddog, a pie and a gun BEWARE....Wait that bit hasn't happened yet. So the chicken breaks into a pie shop and eats the owner. One of the pie's called Cavazzi says "Wait take me with you!" Now the chicken and a pie are wondering the streets but they've met Maddog Elmo who has a gun.
Now there's a chicken wondering the streets with a maddog, a pie and a gun BEWARE.....Finally i get to say that bit. Erm i think that's the end wait no it isn't....The chicken is a cow now it's the end. No wait the cow has a cat as a mother. FINISHED!!!!
Please don't judge there are kids starving in Africa! ;)
