GC.
Luna: hey Paris?
Paris: hey Luna?
Luna: Hey you're cool!
*suddenly I cringed as I felt my rectum stretch a little wider, signalling something was coming out, then my booty flaps parted as a log shot out of my booty, I looked back, shedding a single tear as I saw the log plummet towards the ground in slow motion, it smashed against the ground, making a sploosh sound as it was splatting onto the white tile floor of my new house.*
Read.PM.
Luna: Paris?
Read.Luna: Paris I know it was bad, please forgive me 😔
Paris: that was awful my child😔
Luna: I know, I'm sowwy, I'll go delete it if it helps
Paris: 👌
GC
Luna: hey Paris?
Paris: hey luna?
Luna: message deleted.
Paris: 😔👏👏👏
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Me being mE
De Todosorry for any of the confusion about this, this is basically me just pouring out my humor 🤷♀️