33 Things To Do To...

1.

Call Aro a murderer for killing his own sister!

2.

Call Caius a grumpy disco ball. (what?!?! Its true!!!)

3.

Call Marcus a couch potato, he doesn't move from that throne...

4.

Call felix the hulk. Cuz he's massive dude!!!!!

5.

Call demetri a stalker cuz he follows people!!!!!!!!!!

6.

Call Jane the incredible sulk cuz she just doesn't smile!!!!!

7.

Call Alec a posh tottie cuz he just talks do proper!!!

8.

Call sulpicia the mate of a grumpy disco ball.

9.

Call athenodora a mate of a murderer.

10.

Call santiago an idiot cuz he likes renata.

11.

Call renata stupid cu she likes Santiago (as in like, like) ;)

12.

Call Heidi a perv cuz of her gift. :/

13.

Call corin stupid cuz I have never heard of him before!!!! >:-0

14.

Call afton weird for bein Heidi's mate. Ewwww!

15.

Call them leeches an see of they rip your head off.

16.

Give felix a stress ball and see how long it takes for him to wreck it.

17.

Play truth or dare with the volturi and see who kills Aro.

19.

Swap Aro with mr crepsley from Darren Shan and see of anyone notices.

20.

Time how fast felix can rip Caius apart and burn the pieces.

21.

ask what would've happened if Bree Had ran from the volturi.

22.

Ask what would happen if you killed a volturi member.

23.

Tell Aro if "once I killed a volturi member and if you tried to kill me, lets just say I have powerfully friends!! Eg. Effie Trinket, president snow, larten crepsley, and evra von!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" and run to your room and don't come out.

24.

Unless its Emmett! ;D

Number twenty4.

Tell everyone that it's opposite day and ask demetri if he's ever had a girlfriend and if he says no, say was it Heidi? If he says no sing: demetri and Heidi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, second comes marriage, etc.

25.

Tell corin that they will NEVER have a love life and see I they kill you.

26.

Tell Aro that he lives in a cardboard box. If he gets mad tell him that it's still opposite day and that you were kidding.

28.

Then say he lives in a matchbox.

29.

Then say he lives in a fish bowl.

30.

Then say you were wrong and say he's a hobo. Then run. 4. Ur. Life!!!!!

31.

Do the same to Caius

32. Do the same for Marcus.

33.

Keep poking jane's face saying Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.

If you are still reading this you should be DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!