Weirdmageddon Revenge (BillDip)

Chapter 3

A/N: All cover photos and the book cover are edited by me. I found the pictures and then edited them.

*last time with Bill*

I need to warn Dipper!, I need to warn the town they are all in danger! That night I gathered my things and found an abandoned building to stay in. I switched to my human form and went back to Gravity Falls for the first time in four years, back to the place that holds the memories of my worst regrets. But its worth it and I am not sure why but I have to protect pintree. I just have to.

*time skip*

Sooo, it turns out that I got here to early, as in a week to early. Turns out good old sixer and his brother are still on the stan o' war ll and heading back. So I just kinda chilled over the week working on my plan to warn everyone, the only thing that has not changed with my plan is telling the Pines first. First its was just go to the shack and explain, but sixer would just kill me as soon as he saw me so that wouldn't work, then visiting Pinetree in the dreamscape and telling him there, like when I told him to be ready. But he would get concerned and tell sixer... So basically all my plans ended with sixer killing me, Until one faithful morning.

I just so happen to be watching the pines the last two days to make sure everything was okay, and the third day I was watching as Pinetree and Shooting star ate breakfast when Shooting star asked Dipper what he was doing that lovely day.

"Hey Dippin sauce whatcha doin today?"

I look up from my journal. "Well I planed on going out into the forest today. I mean my unpacking is done and we are settled so why not just chill, besides its beautiful outside today"

"Sounds Fun Dipper"

"What about you Mabes?"

"Im gonna spend the day with Candy, Grenda and Pacifica and have a sleepover at Candy's. Just doin a little catching up."

I finish breakfast. "Well have fun with that, Im heading out now Mabes, see you tomorrow."

"See ya tomorrow dip dot."

I yell to Grunkle Stan. "Grunkle Stan Im heading out, Ill be back in a couple hours."

"Alright kid, be safe and make sure you have a key I have errands to run today so I wont be back until late tonight."

"Got it!"

And so I finally had my plan, I would seek Pinetree out in the forest and tell him there.

*time skip and Dip's pov*

I was finally able to just relax, I had a nice book water and a nice spot by the river. At one point in my reading I noticed something new across the river, so I stand and pull my journal out, its a blue leather journal with a white pinetree. I start recording what I see when someone taps me on my shoulder, I drop my journal spin around and punch them in the face. The person that tapped my shoulder shot his hand to his nose, it was bleeding. Strangley the male looked familiar, but I was too distracted by his looks to realize why... Until he spoke. "Jeez kid where did you learn to punch like that." At that point everything froze, and I knew why he was familiar not only was he the male from my dream, but the one and only chaos god and dream demon himself. Bill Cipher.

*Bills POV*

I should have know that was coming, meatsacks can be unreasonably jumpy, so I deserved that fist to yhe face and the thing I felt with it was....  interesting, But I do have to admit, Pinetree has one heck of a right hook.

"BILL?!? What, why how!?" Is all the kid could get put he was so shocked and all I did was chuckle.

"Okay, listen you oversized dorito, I want an explination on how your here, why you're here, and how long you have been here, in that order."

I pouted slightly. "Okay fine but first can we do something about this bloody nose?" With that Pinetree brought me to the shack and helped me clean my bloody nose.

"Well luckily nobodies home at the moment." Dipper sighed "knowing Stan he wont be home until some point tomorrow and Ford is in another dimension. But Now that you are cleaned up, I want that explination and now."

"Well Pinetree, I found an old spell book with a spell to give a demon more or less the form to look like another on of you meatsacks." Dipper just sat there and listened. "The why is to warn you about whats coming like in the dream I told you to be ready. My hench-maniacs are planning to over rule me and start a second Weirdmageddon." Dipper motioned for me to follow him and we went to his room. "And the how long I have been here now for a week, no longer."

Dipper starts bursting out laughing. "Im sorry but do you realize how ridiclous you sound? Do you really expect me to believe that you made your self a human form, with no experience of being a himan just to warn us that there is gonna be a second Weirdmageddon? How am I suppose to believe that in the last four years a dorito as derranged as you some how found some type of sanity while floating around in the mindscape, too funny Bill, now really whats the real reason."

I dont know why but for some reason the way Dipper was laugh at this made me really mad.

"MASON LISTEN TO ME!!!"

I flinch at the use of my real name. "How do you know my real name?"

"Thats not important right now, right now I need you to belive me, I am trying to help and I have changed, why cant you just see that?"

Dipper was shocked at my sudden out rage and any other witty comments he had were gone.

"I-I- Im sorry, Its just hard to believe that someone as insane as you are found sanity."

"Its fine Dipper, now I have alittle deal I would lime to make wi-" I was cut off

"HA! I knew it you just wanted to make a deal with me and no way is that happening, the last time I made a deal with you, you used my body as a puppet."

"Pinetree just hear me out! My deal is that if you help me stop and kill Pyronica and others, I will keep you and your family safe as long as I live, that means friends and all other generations." I stuck my hand out and it was engulfed by a blue flame and I could tell that he was thinking about it.

"Fine." And with that Dipper shook my hand and the deal was made

"Now I have some questions about you meatsacks. For starters what is this rumbling feeling in my stomach?"

Dipper started laughing again. "Well while we are here I might as well teach you about being a human, especially how to dress. I mean no offense but no one really dresses that fancy around here. Now that feeling in your stomach is called hunger, your hungry thats all, so lets get you some food and then buy you a new wardrobe."

"Wait why a whole new wardobe?"

"Because I have a feeling that you are gonna be here for awhile, and its not gonna be pretty.