It was a peaceful day at the Goldshire Inn. The chirps of birds sung through the forests, shadows ribboning the roof of the Inn - sprinkled upon so delicately by the leaves of the surrounding trees. The tavern bustled with clients of all races, a dense variety of heroes come near and far to celebrate their victories and share their stories after long, foot-drenching, armpit-swamping days of battle. Many waitresses served these bold and noble heroes, breasts bounding and spilling from the edge of their tightly-strung, leather corsets. But the bustiest, tittiest of all the waitresses... Is Jesse Magenta.
Jesse Magenta is a magical futa technomancer who teleported from the real world into World of Warcraft by the blizzard moderators as punishment for jacking off to too much Baine x Chromie x Yogg Saron porn. Little did the small dick energy blizzard moderators know, Jesse Magenta is the greatest hacker, gamer, prince, anime daddy on the planet earth, and he took over all of Azeroth. After enslaving both the Horde and Alliance and forcing them to merge like a big, angsty yiff pile, he relinquished his power to keep eternal peace and now lives his days as a hot Goldshire Inn maiden.
"Ow< No touchy wouchy, boys!! This pwetty kitty costs goldy woldy, show me a coin purse as fat as my buldgey wuldgey and you can have a REAL peek >w< !!!!" Jesse Magenta bounces his three, voluptuous breasts in detest as a big, buff, dwarf reached out to stroke his soft, Futa skin with his fingernail hairs.
"O-o-oh- m-mmm-m-m-my bad m'lady'sir!!!" The handsome, orange dwarf stuttered as he kept his hands to his drink and slurped down his thick, sloshing mead. Jesse Magenta winked, wagging his tiny little butt as if he had a tail before skipping off to behind the bar. "Hmf!! Business as usual! Those gweedy dwarfs can't win me over with their chivalry, even if I am a futa of shining honor!" Jesse Magenta unsheathed an ebony katana from his massive, bouncing badonkadonks and penetrated it into the sky, the light shimmering through the window of the Inn! The entire Tavern stopped to marvel at Jesse Magentas glory, cheering and clapping! However, the celebration and cheering was shortly interrupted, when terrible news traveled in through the doors from the mouth of a Stormwind Keep Guard...
"Jesse Magenta, you must come at once! It's your big throbbing daddy, Anduin! You must see him! He's... He's..."
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Magenta and his Blue Daddy-Waddy-Zaddy
FanfictionAfter Jesse Magenta, a magical futa who was teleported into World of Warcraft's Azeroth, falls in love with the boy-king Anduin Wrynn, he encounters many troubling turns involving curses, space goats, and LOTS of tentacles!! OwO !! Will their love p...
