The Cannibal, The Queen and The Psycho

Ch.1: welcome back

(The cover of the book ⬆️! I editted it hope y'all like it!!)
Y/N POV

I finished changing into my combat clothes and open the carriage door. I jumped out and ran to the mansion where slender man was waiting outside.
"*chuckles* I see your still the same, Y/N?" He chuckled and shook his head.
"Yeah, same here slendy!" I replied as the carriage stopped and Marlin panicked.
"Princess are you alright?! Don't jump out like that- you could've been killed or worse!!" Marlin panicked
"Im fine Marlo mark!" I teased
"Princess the queen made it clear that when she passed you would be more responsible and more dignified! And to fine a suited king for the under realm-"
"Okay okay! You are dismissed or go back!!" I said interrupting him.
He nods and disappeared.
"Your mother is dying, i knew she would ask that of you." Slender said understanding.
"She just doesn't get it......after dad passed off she never talked to me and now she expects me to........" I trailed off and started to tear up.
"Oh Y/N, im sorry-"
Then i felt myself being picked up, and hugged tight.
"Who made my Princess cry!!!" Offender growled
I smiled and chuckled
"Why are you crying? Slender man what did you do?!" Splendor immediately blamed him
"I didn't do anything-"
"Then why is she crying?!" Trender interrupted slender
"Guys im fine! Me and slendy were just talking and it just got to me, its okay!" I said as i chuckled at their behavior
Offender put me down and splendor knelt to me and wiped the tears off my face.
"You guys are embarrassing!!" I chuckled
They all smiled and splendor finished.
"Thanks guys."
They said of course and we talked for a bit and I explained why i cried and why i was here in the first place.
"Your mother is dying?" Splendor asked a bit sad
"Yeah...." I replied the same
It was quite and i hugged myself for comfort. Then one of them put their hand on my shoulder and i looked to who it was. It was offender.
"C'mon kid, your with your Favorite best friend and your other three favorite peasants!!" He said and chuckled
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING PEASANTS!!" Slender,splendor and trender yelled
Me and offender laughed then they laughed with us.
I had slowly stopped and smiled. They continued to laugh and i smiled more.
"You guys are the best..." I whispered and chuckled
"Oh right, no one in the mansion can know she is the princess of the under realm! Got it?" Slender man said strict
They agreed and we continued to talk for a bit....

*time skip*

Slender took me to my room but everyone in the house gave me a look of confusion. I felt uncomfortable but offender,splendor, and trender distracted them by fighting and making a shit load of noise. I chuckled and so did slender. Then at of no where someone tackled me and I immediately kicked their no no no place and he groaned. I tackled him and pulled out a knife that was in my boot. I put it to his neck and glared at him.
"The fuck is your problem dude!" I growled
"She's got moves, but they hurt!!" He groaned in one
"Jeff why would you do that in the first place!!" Slender man growled
"To see if she can fight! NOW EJ!!" Jeff it appears yelled
I gasped as i had this Ej guy over me holding a scalpel at my neck.  I laughed and removed my knife from jeffs neck. I smirked and jumped up hitting ej in the no no place and he fell back. I levitate my knife over his neck and then got back on top of jeff and put my knife back on his neck.
"So can i ya know? Bleh!" I said as i made a slice their neck sign.
"No you unfortunately can't Y/N." Slender said while on the inside he wants me to. (XD lol!!)
"Aw man! Okay!" I said and look back at jeff and smirk.
I winked at him and got off him. I went to Ej and grabbed my knife and smirked at him.
"Alright back to my room sle-"
"Can she be in my room slender man!!" Jeff asked turning on his stomach and looking at us.
"No i want her in my room!" Ej complained
I turn to them surprised and then i look back at slender.
"You both have the same room! And she's staying in offender and splendors room!" Slender said
"Offenders gonna rape her!!" Jeff growled
"No shes my best friend why would i do that!!" Offender growled at jeff
I laughed as jeff froze.
"Isn't the point of me meeting people and knowing them slender?" I asked
"Well- yeah but-but not thees two, they're trouble makers!" Slender complained
"Im worse~!" I smirked
"I know you are Thats why i need you with splendor and offender!" Slender argued
"Let her stay with some of the others, she can obviously take care fo herself!" Splendor said backing me up.
"YES! Thank you splendor!!" I said and went to hug him.
He knelt down and let me hug him. He hugged me back and chuckled.
"Ugh fine! But if they are beyond your expectations scream!" Slender asked
"Trust me slendy! Ill have fun~" i giggled
"Okay." Slender said proud.
Then my stomach growled and i smiled.
"Looks like im hungry!" I said
"Jeff take her to the kitchen and let her eat by herself!" Slender commanded
"Why?" Jeff asked
"You would be disturbed by the way she eats." Slender said.
"I eat differently!" I said.
"What do you eat?" Jeff asked
"You don't wanna know!" I replied
"I eat human organs! Nothing can be worse than that!"  Ej replied
"Alright but don't say I didn't warn you!" I said
"Oh mother of zalgo, please go talk about it in the kitchen!" Slender asked
Jeff and Ej got up and we left to the kitchen. We sat in the table and they looked at me waiting. I smiled and giggled.
"I eat human souls, human eyes, human tongues, and occasionally i eat the bones in their fingers!" I giggled
Jeff looked at me wide eye and Ej nodded his head in approval.
"I like you already!" Ej said in a nod.
Jeff just looked at me in shock and i smiled at him.
"Thank you Ej, but do you have anything like that or close to that?" I asked
"Yeah let me get you some!" Ej replied and got up
"Thank you!" I said politely then turned to jeff
He shook his head and refocused on the world around him.
"You are definitely one of us!" Was all he said
I laughed and he smiled
"Yeah what gave it way?" I asked sarcastically
"Well i knew from when we fought but this now definitely confirms you are!" Jeff said and he got up and half shouted.
I laughed a bit and he smiled.
Ej came back with a jar of kidneys and he removed his mask only to where i see his mouth.
"Lulu took all the human eyes, so all we have now are kidneys so is this good?" He asked
"Yeah its fine!" I replied
"Good cause im also hungry!" Ej said and sat next to me.
I giggled and scoot closer so i can get some. I grabbed one and started to eat it. Ej stared at me for awhile then started to eat. Then I noticed jeff was glaring at either me or Ej but I didn't care. I finished the kidney and went to grab another but so did Ej.
(Wow so original!)
"You get it!" Ej insisted
"No you can-"
"Nope!" Ej interrupted and grabbed my hand, making me get one.
I shook my head and just took one cause he forced me to.  I removed my hand and ate it. I turned to jeff and smiled.
"Hey jeff? Ej? Why did you two want me to stay in y'alls room?" I asked
"Cause your badass!" Jeff answered quick
"And pretty good at fighting!" Ej replied next.
"Pft! That was so fast!!" I laughed
We talked and and talked till me and ej ran out of kidneys to eat.
"Well what now?" Jeff asked
"I go somewhere else while you two do something else!" I said and got up," also thanks for the food and it really cool to meet you two!!"
I smiled and left out the kitchen and into the living room. I saw an elf on the couch and sat next to him, as he played video games. He made a quick glance at me, then just stared at me. He died on his game but he didn't care.
"Whats up!" I said and smiled
"Hey baby~! Whats your name?" He purred
I rolled my eyes but thought i should mess with him!
"Im Y/N~! How bout you cutie~?" I purred back
He smiled and scoots closer to me.
"Im BEN Drowned, nice to meet you doll! But your lips look lonely? Lets have them meet mine~!" He flirted
He crawled over me and offender came in! Perfect timing!
"Hey get off me you creep!" I shouted
Offender heard and growled, immediately coming over and taking BEN off me.
"BEN YOU ARE DEAD!" Offender growled
I laughed and BEN looked scared.
"Offender put him down! I was just messing with him! Chill!" I said while still laughing.
"Shes hot!" BEN said regaining his cool
"Grrr! BEN!" Offender was really pissed off
"Offender put him down! C'mon! I was just having some fun!" I said and smiled at him
Offender calmed down and put BEN far from me.
"Don't flirt or do anything with this boy! He is a prev, wants sex, and-"
"Sounds a little bit like you but your way cooler!" I interrupted
"We- I-.......fuck your right! Just don't have fun with him okay?" Offender stuttered and asked
"Alright alright! I was bored and i saw him so sorry offendy!" I apologized
"Its okay Y/N." He replied, glared at BEN, then left up stairs.
Once he left i started to laugh, and BEN smirked at me.
"So you like to play with boys~?" He purred
"No i fight people but I wasn't in the mood to fight so i did that!" I replied
"Do you wanna play with boys~?" He asked
"I will punch you if you touch me!" I growled
"YEAH, so will I!" Ej growled jumping over the couch and hugging me.
I was so shocked that BEN immediately left through the tv.
"Um Ej-"
"You can call me jack!" He interrupted
"Okay? Um jack....can you let go of me?" I asked a bit uncomfortable
He got off me quick and i sat up. It was awkwardly quiet so i got up and he looked at me.
"Lets go to our room? Im sleepy." I asked
"Right! Room! Lets go!" He said quick
He got up, grabbed my hand and gently pulled me up the stairs. I laughed a bit and squeezed his hand a little, holding on. We stop as we were at the end of the hall, in front of a door.
"This is our room, my lady!" Jack said so royally
"Thank you kind sir!" I replied the same
He opened the door and i chuckled as i entered. Then i saw jeff laying down on his bed with our a shirt and didn't care cause of well......offender...? I went in and jeff blushed so hard!! It was adorable!!! I giggled a little till i heard jack growled quietly. I guess he hates giggles? So i had stopped and i saw three beds, except jeffs bed, which meant there were two left. I choose the one next to the window and luckily it wasn't jacks bed. I laid down and closed my eyes.
"Comfy isn't it?" Jack teased
"Its better than what i use to have!" I replied
"What do you mean?" Jeff asked
I panicked and opened my eyes sitting up.
"Uh..... um its.....its complicated..?" I stuttered
"We won't push you to say it, okay?" Jeff said gently
I nodded and laid back down. I frowned and stared at the ceiling. I felt like I was being watched and remembered a bad memory in the castle....... i shivered and then noticed it was cold.
"Here?" Jack said gently as i see him lean over me. He passed me a black hoodie and i see he didn't have a hoodie on, so i guessed it was his.
"No im fine, im use to being cold and-"
"I will force this hoodie on you Y/N!" Jack chuckled
I smiled and sat up.
"I dare you- whoa!" I was interrupted by jack grabbing my wrists, but without harm?
He took iff his mask and i saw his face and smiled. He pulled me towards his chest and i felt his warm breath on my face. He moved his head towards my right ear and he chuckled.
"Put it on or I'll be the one to have fun next!" He whispered
I blushed a deep red and chuckled. He let go of my wrists and sat next to me. I grumbled and grabbed the hoodie and put it on.
"I hate you!" I mumble
"Your cute when your stubborn an grumpy!" Jack replied
I blushed even harder and put the hood up and laid down.
"Awe are you embarrassed?" Jack teased
"Jeff help meeeeee!!" I said embarrassed
"On my way cutie!" He chuckled
"Okay what the fuck!! Im not cute!" I protested as i sat up.
Jeff was besides my bed and he picked me up bridal style and carried me to his bed. He laid me down and  then he cuddled next to me.
"I fucking hate this!" I protested
"I saved you didn't I?" Jeff said making a point.
"For the love of zalgo-"
"Y/N, jeff, jack can i come in?" Splendor asked, outside the door.
I panicked and so did jeff and jack. Jeff got up and went to the door, jack went to his bed, and i went to my bed and stared at the ceiling calming myself down. Jeff opened the door and splendor came in.
"Hey splendy!!" I smiled and sat up.
"Hello Y/N, trender wanted me to bring you some night clothes so you can sleep comfortably!" Splendor said as he cane over to my bed.
"Right! I don't have any clothes!" I chuckled in realization.
"Here you go, dear!" He said and passed me the clothes.
He then noticed the hoodie and i smiled.
"It was cold!" I said
He nodded, pats my head and left. Jeff closed the door and we all sighed
"That was a close one!" Jeff aid relieved
"Yep!" I replied
"Yeah and the bathroom is over there if you wanna change." Jack said and pointed to the bathroom.
"Thanks!" I replied
I got up and went to the bathroom and started to change....

*five minutes later*

I put the clothes i had on for the day in the hamper and had jacks hoodie in my arms. I came out the bathroom and jeff was asleep and jack was still awake.
"He feel asleep in five minutes?!" I whispered
"Yep!" Jack whispered back
I chuckled quietly and went over to jack.
"Here, and thanks." I whispered
"No problem." He replied still whispering
The night clothes was like any other ordinary night wear. A bit showy. Anyways i left to my bed and saw there were blankets and pillows put in place for me. I smiled and looked jack who was smiling at me. I laid down in my bed and pulled the covered that were surprisingly warm over me. Jack turned off the lights and went to bed. I smiled and faced the window side, looking out into the woods and fell asleep........