It was a very spooky and dark night
I was bored and my parents were asleep
I surfed the web like a b0$$
Then suddenly
I saw an ad
It was a website for
Shrkeres
I love shrek
So I went to the websitw
It was a forum
And then I encountered a thread named
"Ayyyy lmaaaooo check out viddddd"
There were no comments
And his profile name was
"It's all ogre now"
With spaces
It sounded fishy
But I went there anyway
There was a link there
That sent me to a download
Of shrek5.mp4
I said to myself
Yes
I can finally watch shrek 5
I opened the file
It was shrek
For 5 minutes
He just starred at me
I felt like he was in my room
Suddenly
It just stopped
There was a black screen for a few seconds
Then I saw dora the Explorer intro
In reverse
Dora had a weird face
She looked like the witch from the second season
Then the episode started like in every regular dora episode
Dora as usual searched for boots
Dora found boots
And said something that I didn't expect her to say in a kids show
"here you fucking are you piece of shit"
"are you ready to slaughter tyco the fucking squirrel, he's such a fucking faggot"
And boots answered her with a weird answer
He said something in reverse
I wanted to close the video
I couldn't
I heard someone passing through the door
I wanted to open the door and get out
The door was locked
I had nothing to do but watch the video
I kept on watching
Dora and boots started walking to tycos house
They sang a song on the way
It was like that
"somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me "
"I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"
It was allstar from the original shrek Movie
They got to tocos house
They both said at the same time that weird reversed sentence
But then
Something horrible happened
Dora got her mask off
Turn out she was...
SHREK
they slowly stepped up to toco
Boots gave shrek a knife
And dora stabbed toco 5 times at his back
SHREK*
Toco was paralyzed
Shrek took his pants off
And started Cumming onion rings
At toco
He started panatryiting his butthole
It really hurt him
Shrek resumed raping toco
Then
I heard a scream from my parents room
It was shrek
He started raping my dad and mom at the same time
It was beautiful and disgusting at the same time
I grabbed my nokia 3310 and threw it at shrek
It didn't help
I saw blood coming out of my dad's dick
it was shrektastic
I started raping shrek back
Shrek shouted a mighty roar
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
And flew away
Me dad got his dick cut off
and my mom died
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