Me: Why hello there Ninjago fangirls and boys out there in the world! As you may have heard a while ago I hosted a show similar to this , but we soon had to end it for 'personal' reasons that I shall not name. But now we get a second chance, so I'm proud to annouce that this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2!!!! I'm your host GraMaye, now lets get our favorite ninja in here to stat our show now! *Snaps fingers and all six ninja appear*
Kai: Oh you've got to be kidding me
Cole: NO!!!
Jay: I THOUGH WE WERE DONE WITH THIS!!!
Me: Welp the fans loved you so much I just had to bring you guys back out to torture you some more
Nya: Oh great, yay...
Zane: Is that sarcasm?
Lloyd: Yes, Zane. Yes it is
Jay: but you told us we were done with this show...
Cole: It's called acting dumbo
Jay: Who you calling dumbo, dirt****!
Zane: I though I got you out of this habit!
Me: They can do whatever they want on my show, Zane
Lloyd: *Eyes widen* WE CAN!?!
Me: Nope, my show, my rules
Nya: You know I'm having mixed feelings about you right now, GraMaye
Me: It's called growing up, now lets get started-
Kai: OH **** NO!
Cole: THIS IS BULL****!
Zane: Language!
Jay: STOP YELLING!
Cole: YOU'RE YELLING!
Me: Both of you stop yelling or I'll chop both of your tongues out!
Nya: *Gasp* You wouldn't dare-
Me: I would
Jay: but I have a kid...
Kai: You act like babies sometimes
Nya: I'm your baby sister though
Me: Can you PLEASE stop talking so we can have some of the tea be spilled!?!
Zane: You may continue
Me: Thank you, Zane, you were always the nice one. So today you each have one truth and one dare to make it fair for everyone-
Cole: Fair, fair isn't a word where I come from-
Jay & Lloyd: YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG!!!
Cole: WHATEVER!
Me: Lets start with Cole since you so rudely interrupted me when I was talking
Cole: ****
Nya: Where's my popcorn?
Me: Cole, mudhead, lets start off with a truth shall we. Mr. Brookestone, Bucket, or whatever your stupid last name is, I you were able to save only 1 of your team members from dying, who would it be?
Jay: I'm your best friend-
Nya: I'm your ex-
Kai: I'm a stranger apparently
Cole: You had to go for the iconic one didn't you?
Me: My show
Zane: If you think about it however, you wouldn't have to save me because I can simply be rebuilt so you can out that off the table. Jay would be the first one dead presumably. Nya would be the last one to die. Kai and Lloyd are very iffy.
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Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2
HumorComing back at it for a reunion show, it's GraMaye hitting back up with your favorite, lovable, ninjas!!! Dare even more crazier, truths even more deep and the guest are more exciting than ever!!! Join Lloyd, Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, and Nya as they re...