Cat .vs. Rat

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Cat: hey

Rat: hello

Cat: THEMS FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!

Rat: so let's fight

Random Person: Ready! Set! FIGHT!!!

Cat: *lunges forward towards rat with claws*

Rat: * jumps toward cat with teeth looking very menacingly*

Cat: so how's your day goin'

Rat: good I guess

Dog: *looks very confused*

Dog: hi rat

Rat: hello youuuuuu

Cat: *rips off rat's head with teeth*

Rat: I always loved you *dies*

Cat: ew

Rat: *bleeding out on the ground quietly*

Cat: *laughs loudly*

Cat: I HAVE AVENGED YOU FATHER!!!!

Dog: ...

Dog: dang

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 08, 2014 ⏰

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