Cat: hey
Rat: hello
Cat: THEMS FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!
Rat: so let's fight
Random Person: Ready! Set! FIGHT!!!
Cat: *lunges forward towards rat with claws*
Rat: * jumps toward cat with teeth looking very menacingly*
Cat: so how's your day goin'
Rat: good I guess
Dog: *looks very confused*
Dog: hi rat
Rat: hello youuuuuu
Cat: *rips off rat's head with teeth*
Rat: I always loved you *dies*
Cat: ew
Rat: *bleeding out on the ground quietly*
Cat: *laughs loudly*
Cat: I HAVE AVENGED YOU FATHER!!!!
Dog: ...
Dog: dang