hell incarnated

THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER CLIMBED UP THE WATER SPOUT

OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPED THE FUCKER OUT.

I headcanon that Error is entomophobic and arachnophobic.

"InK! INk, hOly fUck!" Error yelled into his phone, his voice full of panic. "Error, what is it!?" Ink yelled back into his own phone, a tad bit annoyed since he was lying down in the grass inside his beloved Doodlesphere, while also hiding away from his many responsibilities as the so-called 'AU Guardian'. "No tIme tO FuCkinG exPlain! GeT yoUr RaiNboW Ass OvEr hEre quIckly!" The black-boned skeleton hissed from the other side before he then screamed. It was cut off though, since Error had ended the call. Ink sighed, putting away his phone in his pocket before walking out of his house to open himself an inky portal, since he had just finished cleaning the place and he didn't want to go through with trying to clean up the remains of his portals again. Sure, he could just use his magic to clean it all up, but either way it was hard to get it off the carpet.

Error, currently, was scooting as far away as he could from the little dot that crawled after him, slowly chasing him across a small part of the large and completely empty Antivoid. The dot was actually a little spider. A brown little spider with eight little twig-like legs, a thin body structure, multiple beady-black eyes, and two little fangs that could probably penetrate one's skin and give them a venomous bite to remember.

A blackened stain then appeared on floor of the Antivoid, about twenty feet behind Error, and it rapidly began to spread across the blank floor, its bubbling intensifying each second as a completely dark figure started to rise from it. When the rest of the figure's body was shown, the blackened liquid then fell off of it and splattered onto the ground, revealing a short skeleton with a beige scarf and mismatched eyelights. One a yellow star, and the other a blue oval. "You called, Glitchy?" Ink asked, his eyesockets blinking to then reveal an orange question-mark and a maroon moon. What he did not expect was the taller to come running to him, hide behind him, wrap his arm around him, and point at the dot that was moving towards the both of them with his other arm.

"ThAt Dot'S fuCkinG moVinG toWardS mE, aNd iT's GiVinG me FucKing AnxIetY." Error explained to the artistic skeleton, sweating nervously as his other arm now also wrapped around Ink's chest, hoping that the dot would take Ink as the sacrifice and not him. Ink strained his eyesockets, focusing on the dot that was moving slowly on the ground. As soon as he figured out what it was, he quickly broke out into laughter, snorting and giggling as he now knew what was going on. "Error, the destroyer of universes, one of the Multiverse's 'greatest' threats... fears a fucking spider!" The artist mocked, followed by even more amused laughter. "ThE fuCk's a FucKing SpiDer!?" The black-boned skeleton asked, letting go of Ink and stepping back when he swore he saw the 'spider' step closer.

"You really need to go out more often." The artist told him bluntly as soon as he finished his laughing fit, turning his skull to look at the taller skeleton a few feet behind him. Error huffed upon hearing this, childishly turning his head away to avoid eye-contact with Ink. "I geT to StaY InDoOrs whEnEver I waNt! You'Re Not mY Mom!" Error complained, earning some chuckles from Ink.

"Anywaysssss..." Ink started. "Spiders are basically these things that are very well-known for eating bugs and creating strings to catch them in..." The artist informed the other, before stopping at the end and smiling to himself. "Kinda like you." He added with a sly smirk, recalling when he took Error out to the lake of a forest AU a few weeks ago to look at the fireflies.

"HeY! It WaS a FuckIng AccIdenT!" Error defended himself, knowing exactly what the other was trying to hint at. "Swallowing a firefly and then a moth in one night isn't an accident!" Ink laughed. "I WilL dEsTroY YoUr fUcKing BloOdlIne." The glitch growled at Ink, who was paying no mind to the threat. Error then looked back to the spot where the spider was, only find out it had disappeared. Ink stopped when he saw Error was looking past his shoulder, causing him to turn around and face whatever Error was looking at. "Oh, the spider disappeared..." Ink realized after a good fifteen seconds of silence, which was accompanied by even more silence. "I sWeaR, yOu hAve tHe ComMon SeNse of A PoTatO." Error sighed, pinching the bridge of his nonexistent nose in disappointment.