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Before starting, This story is just for fun Nothing really took place.

I got this idea while I was randomly pranking people on Omegle with song lyrics. The response was amazing. Lol.

Which means some of the conversation here are true.

So I hope u enjoy ;) I promise it's gonna be so much fun.

●Warning: insults, humiliations, and sarcasm will take place●

ps: the picture up is a true conv. between a stranger and I :)

Enjoy ♤

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《°connected°》

Stanger:Hey

Me: My mama told me to go see some therapy.

Stranger: Why

Me: I don't know why I wanna be with every girl I meet

Stanger: Lol you got problems bye

《○Stanger has quit○》

And you need to expand your music library, stupid. I start laughing to myself. And here we go 1 out of millions. This is so much fun. I love how I prank people instead of studying. Guess who isn't passing first year of college?

Yup it's Skylar. Me. But i dont give a shit.

And here we go again victim 2. Karma is going to get me back badly.

《○Connected○》

Stanger: Hey asl?

Me: My mama told me to go see some therapy.

Stranger : Shes right

Stranger: Lol

Me: Ouch!

Stranger: im directioner af, loser.

《○Stanger has quit○》

Im screenshoting this, I have to find that girl. God, she just sassed the sassing master. Nobody ever does!

Okay here we go again, this is never stopping.

《○Connected○》

Stanger : Heyyy

Me: We don't wanna be like them

Me: We could make till the end

Me: cause you and I.

Stranger: CASY STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE! GOD I SAID I DON'T LOVE U ANYMORE. I NEVER DID.

Me: Chill man, those are just song lyrics.

Stranger: DO U KNOW U MADE ME GO THROUGH A BREAKDOWN. IM HIDING UNDER A BLANKET. SHIVERVING OUT OF FEAR. I HATE YOU TOO.

Me: Man up, dude!

《○You Disconnected○》

That was odd. Im feel bad for breaking him down. I really wanna know who Casy is and tell her she is doing it right.

《○Connected○》

Stanger : Hey

Me : I drove by all the places we used to hangout getting wasted.

Stranger : Lol. Are u drunk

Me: drunkly in love with you

Stranger: Kik or snapchat?

Me: kik

Stranger: What's ur username?

Me: u should know

Stranger: Lol. what is it?

Me: we have been together before

Stranger: What's my name?

Me: Johny Bravo

Stranger: Lol, ur pretty drunk

《○Stanger has quit○》

That went amazingly awesome. Karma is gonna be a really bad bitch to me. I know what im going to do with my forever alone life. This is interesting. This is the life my friends.

《○ Connected ○》

Stanger: Hey Stranger!

Me: I'm in love with you and all your little things.

Stranger : You can't go to bed without a cup of tea, and maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep!

Okay! Karma is getting me back. Maybe they just got lucky at guessing?!

Me: My mama told me to go see some therapy.

Stranger : I don't know why I wanna be with every girl I meet!

Me: if im louder would you see me?

Stanger: Would you lay down in my arms and rescue me? Cause we're the same!

Me: Lemme guess 1D af?

Stranger: Maybe I'm 1D ;)

Me: keep dreaming blonde xD

Stranger: but im not a natural blond! Oh, wait how did u know im blond?

Me: I didn't. It just fits!

Stranger : Lol.

Me: btw, I hate you! u ruined my entertainment!

Stranger : What entertainment?

Me: I was entertaining myself by pranking people. Sending random 1d or 5sos song lyrics and laugh at their response.

Stranger: Lol. So mean! isn't a bad idea tho.

Me: Ikr. Anyways what's ur name?

Stranger : Im Niall Horan! surprise :)

Stranger : u?

Me: Skylar

Me: LIARRRR! NIALL GOT A LIFE! WHAT WOULD HE BE DOING HERE!

Stranger : im not lying! it's true. No one is 1d af as im :)

"Class starts in 5 Skylar" I hear Hiedi shout from behind the door as I sigh "GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND GET UP LAZY ASS"

Me: im 1d af. does it make me Zayn malik? Lol.

Me: I gtg. class starting. But this is not over! I know ur lying!

Me: Do u have kik fake niall?

Stranger: IM THE REAL NIALL! and yes I do.

Me: whatever makes you sleep at night! okie. Kik me @coconiall

《 ○You Disconnected ○》

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