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"Peter, we've been yelling at you to get up for the last five minutes so get the fuck up!"
"language."
"Steve shut up."
Peter let out a loud groan as he rolled around his bed trying to fall back asleep, eventually resulting in the boy falling off the bed and landing with a loud thud, startling the majority of the avengers in the process.
the avengers burst through Peter's door, Natasha and Tony at the front of the stampede, only to find Peter groaning in pain, Tony quickly pulled out his phone and started recording, he knew the kid was faking it.
Clint slapped Tony's shoulder, "Tony! stop recording, shouldn't you be helping him if he's in pain?"
Tony raised his eyebrows at Clint, in a 'really?' motion.
"guys, i'm fine." Peter said awkwardly.
"Peter don't scare us like that."
"very funny Peter, now get up. "
"let's me guess, Tony knew all along-"
"of course I did, the kid's fought Thanos, he's not gonna die from falling off a bed onto carpeted flooring."
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after a lot of lecturing from the team, to both Tony and Peter, the former finally remembered the reason he went to Peter's room in the first place.
"hey, Pete?"
"yeah, Mr. Stark?"
"i'm gonna need you to do me a favour, also, i've told you to call me Tony."
"sorry Mr Stark- uh, Tony. what's the favour?"
"i have this school tour coming today, they'll also be staying overnight, i'm quite busy at the moment so could you please do the tour and set up the area they'll be sleeping in?"
a few moments passed as Peter stared at Tony, eventually nodding his head and muttering a "yeah."
"great! i'm gonna need you to head down now, Pepper will accompany you so don't worry too much."
"Okay then!" Peter chirped.
Peter quickly left the room, heading down to the bottom floor and swiftly walked over towards where Pepper was standing near the front door.
"Peter, finally. i've gotta do one last check to make sure nothing goes wrong, just explain the rules to them and such, i'll do the rest."
Peter nodded his head and walked outside, waiting for them to come. Not long after a bus arrived, Peter began to go over the rules in his head.
Rule #1 Not licking, touching, tasting any of the chemicals in the lab.
Rule #2 Don't go and-
"hey!!! why is Penis Parker here?!?!!!!"
Peter's thoughts were cut off by a familiar voice, he looked towards the bus to see his class slowly stepping off the bus.
Peter groaned and ran a single hand through his hair, was this Tony's doing?
"Peter. Benjamin. Parker! what are you doing here? i've told you, you're not allowed on the field trip."
"actually, i'm your tour guide along with P-"
"Peter, didn't I say to stop with the lies?"
suddenly Pepper is by Peter's side, resting a careful hand on his shoulder. Mr Murphy's face quickly morphs into an apologetic one as he moves to grab Peter.
"I am so sorry for Peter, i hope he didn't cause you any trouble. In fact, i was just about to call his parents to come and get him-"
Pepper raised a brow and looked over at Peter, the boy giving a shrug in response. "i wouldn't have a clue what you're talking about, Peter works here and was told by Tony Stark himself to come do the tour."
Mr. Murphy was in shock.
"o-oh, i didn't know that."
"hey!!! how come Penis Parker get's to work here and i don't?!?!?! i've been waiting for six years now!!??"
Pepper's eyes narrowed slightly before she smiles, "i wonder why."
Peter gulped slightly and flicked his hand towards the door, "w-well, let's go."
the class followed behind Peter and Peppers fast steps, stopping when they entered the lobby, the class stared in awestruck.
after a few moments of the class awkwardly staring at the lobby, Pepper coughed and the class's attention was quickly on her.
"now, if you would please listen.."
"here we have these.. passes, to make sure that anyone we don't want in here isn't. you will be given one, and one only. if you are seen without it you will be forced out of the building. so i recommend having it clipped to you at all times, like Peter and I."
Pepper took a moment to gesture towards her and Peter's pass, them both being a bright red.
"okay, now when i call your name out, come collect your pass."
Pepper eventually has handed out all the passes and smiles towards the class,
"before we start, are there any questions?"
"why is your and Peter's pass a different colour from ours?"
"well, the different colours allow different parts of the tower, there is the lowest, omega level one, beta level three, gamma and alpha, which is only available to the avengers and whomever Tony trusts enough to have one, like me and peter, it allows you anywhere in the tower."
"why does Penis Parker get a higher level than us?!?!?"
"well, Peter here is Tony's personal assistant, so of course he has access everywhere in the tower. also, Eugene, we do not tolerate rudeness in this tower. now id everyone will scan their pass, we can continue to the tour."
Flash shoved everyone out of the way to the scanner. Then slides his pass on the scanner.
