it was 1967, I graduated from footiedolie dorliedo busting college and I was very exicted, you see me and my boyfriend which is my foot wanted to travel around the world when we get out of college, we saved alot of money these few years and I think we had enough to travel around the whole world TWICE! of course that was just an over excartion
but what happens next shocked me... me and my beloved foot traveled around the world, when we were in Paris, my beloved foot proposed and I couldn't believe it! after 4 years of dating we would finally get married! I cried out a "yes!"
and after 5 months, we finally got married, and had 2 children, becky and burlino the third.
but that isn't the end.
Warning!! after this there's alot of gory and bloody shit, if your not a fan of that please do not read after this! You've been warned!
it's been 21 years since me and my foot married, but it didn't last for long...
it's year 1988
my kids graduated and got jobs at DEI as, intro theme building song?? any who..
we certainly got this new neighbour, Kelly mcfried the fourth
my foot and her were always together, I thought he was being friendly untill one faintfull night, I came from work late, and into the bedroom to see, MAYONESE AND KETCHUP! HOW DARE HE USE MY MAYONESE AND KETCHUP!!!! I immediately went to him and confronted him I said "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!" and he responded with "h-hunny! I'm sorry! I won't cheat again!" wait.. cheating? eh my MAYONESE and KETCHUP is better "NO MY MAYONESE AND KETCHUP! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WERE DIVORCING!!" and we divorced,
I cried every single night until 2 years later in 1990
I got an idea, I got an idea to show how it really felt to lose something you love, so I went to the kitchen and grabbed the rat posion, I went to my children, which both came to visit for the weekend, it was midnight, they were sleeping,
I made them swallow all the rat posion untill there dead and grabbed them one by one going to the basement hanging them and grabbing a box cutter cutting them up and drawing with there blood like a little kid all night,
once I was done I cleaned myself up and called my ex foot over, to apologize, he missed me so much and I told him I had a surprise, I grabbed his hand and put him in the dark basement and locked the door, my ex foot found a way to open the lights to see.... blood, writing and organs all over the floor, such a disgusting, horrid thing to to see, he felt scared, he looked up to see his two beloved children, hanged, all opened, all bloody, insects coming in and out feeding on there deceased flesh.
he screamed, which alarmed my neighbour Kelly mcfried the third and out of curiosity called the cops, as soon as she did, I came into the basement with a baseball bat, walking to him slowly an d carefully, I hit my ex foot in the head, seeing him get unconscious and bleed out, made me snap back to reality, I looked at everything, I saw everything and when the cops came, I said "THEY STOLE MY MAYONESE AND KETCHUP THEY DESREVES THIS DONT TAKE ME REEEE" and they took me to the aslyum,
