Hey, I apologize for waiting so long to finish this book! That's right, finish it. This is the last chapter, and it was s u p p o s e d to be out by Bob's birthday, but stuff went down and yeah. Okay bye enjoy the finale of Bob x Pepsi.
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"Bros, is it just me or is the sky not as light anymore?" Denki said with his neck craned up towards the sky. Bob squinted and looked up to find the sun. It looked like it was about to set. Sure enough, Urararararaka pulled out her flip phone and read the time "4:20". They decided to go on one more ride, the biggest ride there.
The Ferris wheel.
It was the ride furthest from where they were, but it felt weirdly fitting to end the day with it. Todoroki and Bob were still sitting together, but Bob appeared to have fallen asleep (again). It kinda made Todoroki feel bad that he had to wake her up so early that morning, but he couldn't let her skip this trip. It was too important. Anyway, He woke Bob up and she stood to follow the others.
On the way there they did stupid stuff and listened to music blasting from Bob's phone. It was pretty epic.
Bob and Deku were chatting about heroes of course, when Bob realized her sketchbook was missing. "ah sh*t" She mumbled, turning the heads of a few classmates, including Deku, Todoroki, Tsuyu, and Kirishima. Bakugo just snorted, said "nice" and walked off.
"bruhhhh, my sketchbOOk" Bob said, pacing a bit in place. The small portion of students I mentioned earlier stayed with Bob, while the rest went to go wait in line. "bro I need that book lole!!11!" Tsuyu placed a hand on her shoulder. "We'll help you find it." She said with a thumbs up. Everyone nodded. Bob muttered a thank you and they set off.
About 15 minutes had passed, and the group has searched the merry go round, the ducks, the hero ride, the bathroom and the park. All with no luck. Bob was kinda really sad, but she assured the others that she could just get a new one. They left to go join the group at the ferris wheel, but they all promised to check more later, even though Bob said they didn't have to. Upon arriving, they found that the other group was already at the front of the line, so they didnt have to wait. very niiice.
The seating on the ferris wheel went like this:
-Tsuyu and Urararaka
-Denki and Sero
-Kirishima and Bakugo
-Momo and Iida
-Mina and Jiro
-Oijiro and Toru
Tokoyami just showed up and yeah. Bob thought she saw his shadow thing flash Todoroki a thumbs up, but probably not.
-Deku and Tokoyami
-Rikido and Koda
-Aoyama and Mezo
That left Bob and Todoroki.
They got into the little cage thing when it came around and quickly sat in their seats. Looking out the window, Bob saw that Kirishima and Bakugou's cage was already rocking back and forth crazily. She laughed a bit. When she turned around, Todoroki was staring over her shoulder.
"what are you laughing at?" He asked
Bob pressed herself flat against the glass to get some more distance between her and the half and half guy. He was r e a l l y close. Todoroki didn't seem to notice the nearness nor Bob's clear discomfort.
Bob was like *flushed emoji*
And Todoroki was like *grimacing emoji*
And then they kisthed and they had like 10 children and Bob got to be on Teen Moms.
The end.
Just kidding uhhmm
Todoroki stepped back after realizing how close he was and said "Do you want to rock this cage?" with the most stoic expression ever.
Bob was about to hit him, but then todoroki pointed to bakugo and kirishima in their -now moving even more violently- cage and Bob was at peace again.
"No thank you sir ill certainly vomit."
"Ah."
It was now very quiet because the author doesn't really know how to get from here to them being together because that's disgusting but they need to get it done or else it will just be a reminder of how dumb and disorganized they were back when they started this book and even on this very same chapter they can tell that they are not the same as they were and, honestly now I feel old and sad.
While the author was ranting, Bob thought she glimpsed edy fly by. She quickly ran to shouto's side of the cage, making it tip a bit, and leaned over to look through the bars.
There was Edy in all his glory. He seemed to have something in his mouth, something very large. Upon squinting, Bob realized that. Is was a sketchbook! Oh no, someone lost their sketchbook, sucks for that Muppet heajaja
But then it hit her.. she was the muppet! The sketchbook was herssss!!!!1!1
Bob leaned more heavily on the side of the cage and stuck both of her arms through the gap in the bars, but despite her swiping at him, Edy was too far away to properly grab. So she made the completely logical decision to open up the door on the Ferris wheel compartment and climb onto the top of it.
During all of this todoroki sat and quietly reviewed everything that Bob had just done for her sketchbook. Correction, was currently doing for her sketchbook. 'Goddamn I wish that book was me' he thought. Then he realized Bob was now on the roof because he heard screams and a few "get off the ROOF!"s from the other compartments. He slowly walked over to the doorway that Bob had left ajar, careful to not jostle the cage, and stuck his head out to see that..
BOB WAS ENGAGED IN A MURDEROUS DEATH FIGHT BRAWL? WITH EDY!
Really they were just like,, near, each other? but sometimes when edy flew near Bob would try to grab her book and then swear, so I mean maybe? I imagine that everything seems more dramatic on top of a moving Ferris wheel cage.
Tororoki yelled at her to get down, which startled her. "NO THIS BITCH HAS MY B O O K" she yelled back before swatting at the bird again.
Slowly but surely, Toronto's made his way up and over to Bob, but right when he had her in his reach, she fricking lunged, making the cage wiggle back and forth crazily. Todoroki found himself hanging on the edge of the cage for dear life. Bob didn't even notice, she was busy trying to figure out where the bird was.
Then she saw her book dangling on the edge of the compartment. Todoroki was like "uh help" but Bob wanted her book also. What to do?
And then tpdproki said "I like you Bob. Also if you let me fall off it would be some form of murder I think."
Bob broke into tears. "Yes I'll marry you.." she whispered. Then Todoroki fell to his death and bob married Edy and had a whole bunch of horribly ugly mutant bird babies and everyone lived happily ever after!!1!
