Portal of Real- Escape

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"Okay, Lance, we cant just barge in when we don't have a plan." Keith said while holding Lance back from barging into the room. "Calm down and help me think of something, dumbass!"

"Fine! My best plan right now is to just wait until that lady comes out. Our only problem here is that motherfucking dragon!" Lance said, irritated about the whole plan.

"Well, you aren't wrong. See, if that woman decided to kidnap us and keep us alive, she must have food to give us too. So she'll come out sometime to give us stuff. In the mean time, we should think about that," Keith paused. "That motherfucking dragon!" He mocked and did his best impression of Lance.

Lance frowned. "Okay, never again try to mock my amazing voice." He said as he pointed finger guns and smiled. Keith swore he saw his teeth animatedly shine.

Keith facepalmed before putting on a serious look once more. "Okay, now we need to pay attention. Okay, Shiro, patience yields fucking focus." He said mostly to himself. He heard Lance start laughing, so he turned around and punched him.

"Don't laugh at me you clown!"

"I'm am not a clown! If anything, it's you!"

"Why you—" They were interrupted when they both heard quick footsteps along the floors, the sound echoing through the hallways.

"Dude, we gotta hide." Lance quickly said.

"Sniff that lady out and tell me when she's completely out of range. Then we can go i—"

"Blah, blah. Shut up!" Lance cut him off before Keith could begin ranting about his plan. He earned a quick glare from the purple boy before Lance couldn't sniff the lady anymore.

"Okay, she's out of range. What do we do about that dragon?" Lance asked. Keith just shrugged.

"I think we should just go in there and try to fight him. It's our best shot, not like we can think of anything else better." Keith mumbled.

"I guess you're right." Lance said. They began approaching the treacherous, purple room. It glowed brighter and brighter as they approached it. When they reached the entrance of the room, they realized they didn't have their weapons.

"Hey, so um, Lance, we never thought about this."

"Yeah, I know. Where are we supposed to find our weapons?!"

"Probably in that room, dumbass!"

"That means we have to fight the fucking dragon without a weapon?!"

"Don't you have that scarf?"

"The fibers are too tiny. They'll be like mosquito bites to the dragon if I were to scratch him with it."

"Either way, we need to think of something, fast. That woman is probably going to come back from who knows which of these passage ways!"

"Agh! Okay, then, I guess we just have to barge in there, be like, 'Hey there, dragon, my buddy, I'm gonna kill you without a weapon. We're so smart!'" Lance sarcastically remarked. Though he sounded like he was goofing off, he was truly frustrated and pissed.

Keith nodded. "Yeah, I guess that's what we have to do."

"You realize I was being sarcastic right?"

"Yeah, but that is our only go..." Keith said while rubbing his temples. "Agh, this sucks."

"I agree, but like you said, we have no other go so let's just go in and get this shit over with."


Oh, so you are probably wondering that this chapter is really short compared to my others which are over 2000 words. This one is only 500-600 words because this is going to lead into something else. So think of this as a sorta pulling together chapter, ya know! See ya!

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