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lov

- bloodsucker added hands, i dab, and warpbastard to a groupchat -

- hands named the chat lov -

bloodsucker:
heyy guys!

hands:
you are such a bother. why is this a thing

i dab:
oof

bloodsucker:
cmon this will be fun

hands:
let's keep this chat to professional things only

warpbastard:
Agreed

i dab:
is that possible with toga here?

bloodsucker:
says you

i dab:
excuse me

bloodsucker:
ur the one who constantly sends me dumb memes

i dab:
the memes i send you are top quality

bloodsucker:
u literally sent me this yesterday

bloodsucker:

hands:
wtf

i dab:
that's comedy fucking gold right there

hands:
Dabi what the fuck is wrong with you

bloodsucker:
im pretty sure he's mentally unstable

i dab:
stfu
you just can't handle the pure power radiating off my memes

warpbastard:
I'm out.

-warpbastard logged off-

i dab:
you just cant handle it

hands:
this chat is already cursed

bloodsucker:
ya thanks dabi u hoe

i dab:
ya sure im the hoe

bloodsucker:
what does that mean????

i dab:
i know ur thirsting over that 1a kid

hands:
what now?

bloodsucker:
at least im not trying to fuck our boss

hands:
okay waIT A SECOND-

i dab:
at least i have a better chance at getting something
ur gonna die alone

bloodsucker:
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

i dab:
fuck off

hands:
im out bye

-hands logged off-

bloodsucker:
ur a lil bitch dabi

i dab:
bye loser good luck thirsting over some kid who doesn't want you

bloodsucker:
have fun with a loser with a hand fetish

-i dab and bloodsucker logged off-

oof
this was the most fun to write lol
the lov is the most chaotic in my mind

who's ur fav lov character?