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{AbbacchioXreader} cold

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(Art by me! Sorry about my bad watercolor skills lol)

Italics =y/n's thoughts

It has only been a few days since (y/n) joined passione. To be specific they joined Bucciarati's gang and was getting along with the other members pretty well. At this point they understood each members personality, for the most part. There was one man who (y/n) couldn't figure out, his name was Abbacchio. He acted cold in front of (y/n), acted kind in front of Bucciarati, acted hateful in front of Giorno, and then with everyone else he acted like he was annoyed but tolerated them. (Y/n) was intrigued by this man, they wanted to know more about him and find out his actual personality.

(y/n)'s POV
"OK. Today I'm going to try and talk to Abbacchio a little bit! Hopefully it's as easy as it sounds." (y/n) thought as they got ready for the day. "Today the rest of the gang were out doing god knows what so it's just me and Abbacchio!" (y/n) spoke at a volume only they could hear. I opened my door and headed down the hallway to the staircase, from there I could see Abbaccio reading a book on one of the chairs in the living room. "looks like everyone already left" I walked down the stairs and halfway down realized:"I don't even know how to speak to a normal person so how the heck was I supposed to talk to Abbacchio!??" I realized this when I was only a few steps over to him. After taking a few mores steps forward I tried to make conversation with the cold man. "B-buon giorno Abbacchio! Uh.. have you had breakfast yet?" heck yeah epic conversation skills I learned from an otome game (cOuGh mystic messenger Cough) "No I haven't. " Abbacchio stated plainly. "W-well I'm gonna make breakfast if you want some. " "cue internal screaming" "OK. " Abbacchio replied. "God this is really hard " I thought to myself as I shuffled over to the kitchen. "uh wait how do I cook UHHHH I think I know how to make eggs so I'll do that"

-Timeskip brought to you by eggs 🍳 -

Abbacchio's POV

(y/n) shuffled back over to me awkwardly holding 2 plates of eggs. I put my book down on the small table next to the chair I was in and grabbed one of the plates and a fork. I looked down at my plate and realized (y/n) put a semi-sloppy smiley face on the eggs with ketchup. Honestly it was kinda funny and I felt a tiny smile slowly creep onto my face.

(y/n)'s POV

I was enjoying my eggs in miserable silence and I was about to give up and just go back to my room when I noticed Abbacchio HAD A SMALL SMILE ON HIS FACE OH MY LORD THERE REALLY IS A GOD AND I COULD'VE SWORN I SAW A TINY BIT OF BLUSH but his smile faded as soon as he noticed me staring. "what are you looking at?" He said in a semi-annoyed tone. "oh my god is he a tsundere or am I just stupid hold up." "Nothing. " I said and continued to eat my eggs. Abbacchio took a small bite of the eggs and he honestly looked kind of surprised. "Do you like them?" I asked "They're OK I guess" Abbacchio stated and looked down at the eggs."he's a tsundere" Not long after we finished our eggs and I threw our trash away and sat in the chair next to Abbacchio. He picked up the book and kept reading like (AN ASSHOLE) I wasn't even there, obviously I'm not going to let him sit there and ignore me we've barely said anything to eachother! "Uh hey Abbacchio, what book is that? It looks pretty interesting. " I asked. "Do you not know how to read? The title is right there. " Abbacchio replied moving his finger from on top of the title. "damn OK I was just asking a question" After reading the title you realized it was (f/b) (favorite book)! "Oh I love that book! Do you like it so far?" Saying this seemed to surprise Abbacchio. "Yeah it's pretty interesting, I'm surprised you like it, it doesn't seem like a book you'd read. "

-time skip brought to you by 🍋-

After that the two of you talked about books for a long time, you both recommend books to eachother and actually became a lot closer. By the time the rest of the gang came back they found the 2 of you passed out on a couch next to eachother with your head on Abbacchio's shoulder and a book in his hands. Of course being the mom he is Bruno took tons of pictures of the two of you and was happy you two became friends. Though when you woke up Mista and Narancia wouldn't stop making fun of you and Abbacchio, but at the end of the day you accomplished what you wanted which was becoming closer to Abbacchio.
~The end~

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If I made any mistakes please tell me!! This was my first fic I've ever published so I hope you enjoy!