Derick Landy once said something along the lines of:
"I have my plot. I have my characters. I know exactly what's going to happen and how I'm going to do it, then I ask myself: How do I work in Scapegrace?"
Honestly, Scapegrace looks like my friend. It's kind of unnerving, but orange is really not a good colour on him. I just realised The Head In The Jar has no nose. This is the origins of Voldemort!!! But if you've seen Yesterday (The movie) you won't know who Voldemort is.
They forgot Thrasher aka. The Village Idiot. In some fics I see people have typed Thrasher as Trasher, and I can't stop imagining a garbage bag in a trash compacter just waving around little arms going "Hi Scapey!".
Good. I think I needed to get that out of my system. Making fun of Scapegrace is a great way to do things. Literally anything. Also in response to JazmineVal , (So the thing is, whenever I read on Wattpadd a QBD ad comes up for Skulduggery book 1 and it is so annoying and distracting. I said "I swear, if I see Serpines stupid face one more time I'm going to punch my screen. Jaz (Can I call you Jaz? It's shorter.) said something like "Imagine if it was Scapegraces face!". Well Jaz, here's my answer: Ooooooo my writing is orange! No sorry that's not it got a little distracted. If it was Scapegraces face I would be laughing because he has a stupid story behind all of them. At least I wouldn't want to punch his face like Serpines.
Goodbye!
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