Matthias Laxafiel Killips was a fairly normal person, aside from the fact he was gay. It should also be mentioned that he was stranded on a raft, all alone. Until he suddenly wasn't. Matt was lounging on the raft, contemplating the best way to have anal sex, after all, he was hella homo when, suddenly, a young male, flopped onto the raft, flailing around like a fish, screaming "OH WOW I'M GAY AND THIS IS INCREDIBLY ALARMING, WHAT AM I DOING HERE" Matt turned to the young, gay man and replied "Wow! Look! A sexy gay man!" He observed, "How convenient that I, too also happen to be homosexual!" the man stood up, stopping his flailing, and turning to Matthew "wow! What is your name, young person who happens to be homosexual?" "It is Matt" he answered, flipping his curled hair dramatically "and yours?" "Mine is Jay" Matt t-posed awkwardly for a second before saying "Like the letter?" Jay blinked, processing the information he had just received "Yes" Matt placed his hand on his hip, attempting to make a smooth recovery from his previous awkward t-posing "Well yeah! I've always found that letter of the alphabet incredibly attractive, you know!" Jay blushed and whispered "OwOUwUyousogoodatflirtingMattSenpai" "thank you" Matt responded, grabbing Jay's hand and squeezing it, breaking his index finger. Suddenly and completely surprisingly, a Shark with legs burst out of the water, slapping Matt in the face with his gurthy , meaty fin "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE" he screeched, causing Matt to cry on the floor dramatically as Jay convulsed with rage. "No u." he said angrily, his voice lower than a whisper. And with that, Finley the shark exploded because of Jay's mighty uno reverse card.
"Get up, my new husband." Jay said, holding his hand out to Matt who was still on the floor. With the newfound conflict resolved, the longtime lovers of 316 whole words could now be together. Matt stood up and gave Jay a light kiss on his "rear end" (AHAHAHAHAH GET IT BECAUSE THEY KISS EACH OTHERS ASSES) "Now let us elope into the unspecified either sun or moon light because time of day was never clearly stated " "Ah yes, let us elope! Into the water". And so they did, splashing into the blue liquid and diving downwards, ready for their oceanic wedding.
