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Pure Randomness #2 {The gang + y/n}

Y/n: *looks at {Any SF character}*
Hey!

Also y/n: *Falls* well would you look at that
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Todd: *fixes Gear boy, and give it to Sal*

Also Todd: Do you like you're new toy?

Sal: *loud howling*
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Todd: I think I'm dying

Sal: I mean I haven't stabbed you yet, like everyone else so I don't know what you mean

Todd: wait wha-

*Distant Police sirens*
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Sal: *sits in a empty chair*

The man who electrocuted sal: *confusion*

Ash: *Loud crying*
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Sal: *walks by Ash*
What are you doing?

Ash: Smelling a rose

Sal: *scoffs* that's dumb

Also Sal: I wish I was that Rose

Ash: wha-

Sal: WHAT?!
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No one:

Me: HoLy FuCk KnUcKlEs
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Travis: Oh me, oh my
I'm so sad that I could cry
I can give a reason why
I have no one to be gay with
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Sal: I'm Sal

Larry: The names Larry

Ash: My names Ashley, but you can call me Ash

Todd: I am Todd

And I'm Kayne west
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Fudujjsjd better content is on the wayyy I swaer

Edit: I swear it said that I published this chapter, but it keeps saying it's a draft, so ignore that it's Republished, if that's how it should be put :'D