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Aero Fighters- Dross

Good night everyone, Today I'm going to review a great classic of the arcades, in their country of origin (In the land of the rising sun), this arcade was known by the name of "Sonic Wings", but as it is already a clear custom, in the 90's the name was changed when it was exported to the West by "Aero Fighters".

At first we see that we can choose 4 aerial warriors from 4 different countries which would be in order with: USA, Japan, Sweden and England, I'm going to choose the one from Sweden represented by a Viking named Kohful and the first level will take us to Europe.

As we can see, the graphics are nothing out of this world, God dammit i lost a power!...

This is the problem, That the controls are a mess... But we can see the action or difficulty goes up slowly, For example: We see here ... This strange ceiling that shoots me... in... in circular rounds, right?... You have to be very careful and have good reflexes... We can see that you can acquire power ups... Because the power and the frequency of the shots will increase a lot, and of course you gonna be more powerful, because sooner or later, more powerful enemies begin to appear... Ammm right there I got distracted and they just killed me, No matter.... The game, is very very faster, and that makes it interesting, right?, Of course it bothers a bit that you have to start from the beginning in the sense that you do not have the same power ups as before... But no matter, Here we see two Hangars where many planes depart, If you destroy them, you can advance, Right here I caught a bomb that is what I lost previously, and we have the first level boss right here, we see that it has a very complex attack pattern, at least you can..... At least you can destroy some of those shots, and we can say that it has a huge resistance and of course this time I used the power correctly, And like this the plane has been destroyed... A small complaint, is that the levels are very short... Right here we see Kohful, giving a dumb comment at the end.

We're going to skip the level by reaching one of my favorite levels, which is in the United States, Here we have the background ... The background full of buildings that both mark a time of 2D graphics  that we sometimes miss and that is very related to the golden age of video games, here we have a helicopter ... which is not very resistant but has a very complex attack pattern, And here comes the same helicopter, you have to be very careful because as we see the enemies have a choreography more complex than the previous level, Right here I'm flying over the ocean the city was brief, Here appear the boats, which are the most feared in the category of shooting games. But as long as you have power ups you have nothing to worry about, because in the contrast of difficulty it is very balanced, right?. Here two airplanes appear, which have to destroy them before they start firing and I have another bomb, for example: this level was harder than the previous one, here's the boss you see coming for its great size, It has a much higher shooting capacity than that of the first level boss, you need to be careful... The good thing is that every time I shoot a power, it gives me the ability to be able to dodge the shots, And here I take advantage of the same trick again, It seems that when the plane rises to launch the missiles ... they miss the shots.

The Next level is in Arabia, We see that the desert is well made... Amm we see a helicopter that has a more complex attack pattern, it's a little unfair because ... Come on, how are you going to dodge, I died again... You see? the bad thing is that the difficulty rises very sharply, And there are so many shots on the screen that -Oh Fuck... There are so many shots on the screen that there is no way to dodge them all without using the missiles, but regretfully they are not durable and you are supposed to need them to use it against the level boss, you understand me?, Look at this, Look at this!... fuCK... Game over, No problem.... emm Fuck the Viking I'm going to choose another character, Ok the options are ... amm I prefer the American, Here we have to... What-- the Fuck --is this?... Dude, if I wanted to play with rick astley, I would not buy the game in the first place

And that's how the game feels, as if they had made you a rent roll, as if it were a damn giant rent roll, because it is impossible for enemies to have such a powerful attack pattern, and that you have almost nothing to fight them and enemies out across the screen, and there is no human who can see them all at the same time ... For example, here we will see something- Did you see that? you can not move because then you lose, even in a commercial strategy, it looks very stupid, it is not possible to pass a game like this.

Let's see a boss now, look at this ... YOU THROW A FUCKIN ATOMIC BOMB, BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE THE ATOMIC PUMPS STRIKE EVERYTHING, BUT NOT HIM! HE DOES NOT DESTROY, AND NOT ONLY DOES NOT DESTROY, BECAUSE AFTER IT DOES APPEAR TWO APPENDICES MORE ON EACH SIDE, AND YOU PFPFPDFSDFDP ALL THE DAMMITS SHOTS OF THE WORLD FALL TOWARD TO YOU, AND I DON'T KNOW, HOW THE HELL CAN THEY COULD BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DESTROY IT.

NOW LOOK AT THIS... I AM GOING THROUGH A GROUP OF BOATS, AND THEY GIVE ME TEN THOUSAND MILLION SHOTS AT THE SAME TIME, AND IF I HAVE SURVIVED UNTIL NOW, IT IS A FUCKING MIRACLE, LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON, NO MATTER WHAT IS GOOD BEING PLAYING, WHAT MAKES ME COME TO THE POINT OF WHY? Why bother making a game like that? Why make it impossible? Why fill the shooting screen that is difficult to dodge for any human? it's like if you put a broken glass ball in your mouth, come a horse to put your ass between the lips AND YOU WILL PASS THROUGH THE THROAT WITH A FART! FUCK!... FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

And then there's this shit: Oh no, I can't believe they're aliens... NO IDIOIT! IS THE ARMY OF BOLIVIA. They have launched an attack on a world scale, you are fighting against an army six hundred times bigger than the rest of the countries of the world put together, the earth has been devastated, you have been fighting in space for forty minutes and spaceships are firing you, of course that are aliens, Idiot, jerk, stupid, retarded, Mongolian, animal, sucker, bastard, motherfucker, asshole, donkey, gross, piece of shit, Who the hell selects this idiot, to defend the earth? OH YES, I suppose it was me, but I guess it was too much to ask for a fun game, And someone can explain me: WHAT DOES THIS AIRCRAFT DO BY FLYING YET, IF I ALREADY DESTROYED THE WINGS?

And finally here it is, the final boss of the game, A flying cigarette that is almost indestructible, It has an attack pattern that at first seems fair, but don't be fooled, don't think the question is so simple, Oh no, no way, BECAUSE IT IS MUCH WORSE! LOOK! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT?

And when you finally think you can relax, and you think it's over, TADAAA THE CIGARETTE FLYER RETURNS AGAIN AFTER YOU DESTROYED IT, IT DOES NOT MATTER, WE GO TO THE PART IN WHICH IT EXPLODES

And now finally, the end of the game, at this point you are SO HARM, SO ANGRY AND SO FRUSTRATED, THAT YOU CAN NOT BELIEVE IT AND THINK THAT THE FINAL ENEMY WILL APPEAR AGAIN TO ATTACK YOU But no, now it's finally here, the end of the game after so much sacrifice, which of course, could not be more than a shit that lasts no more than ten seconds and that's all, you start the game as if nothing had happened, what a piece of shit

It's time to rate the game;

Graphics: For their times they are very good, 8 points

Sound: The same thing, 9 points

Gameplay: 8.5 points

Music: Excellent for their times: 9 points

Final result: 0

Yes, despite everything I give zero points, this game is a joke, good night everyone.