"And so it ends..."

Chapter 1

EDITING BY @ImSoCarroty

It was an average day at my average school. I was in an my average lesson with one of my average teachers. Boring and totally a waste of my time. Like your average school day.

I was sitting at my desk, caught up in my own random thoughts and gradually falling asleep when

the head teacher, Mr Jones, burst into the classroom like his cats arse was on fire.

He was was flaming red ear-to-ear. His belly was flopping left-to-right continuously, only just missing someone each time. Oh, and did I forget to mention that his face was dripping with sweat whilst he was panting like a dog?! What am I saying, he is a dog.

After what seemed like an eternity, listening to the panting dude, he eventually wheezed out of that grobby mouth whatever he came to say,

"Next Friday is our yearly photograph day. I want everyone to look their best. After all, we are representing the school."

With that, he gave our teacher some leaflets and took off.

"I hate picture day" I muttered to my friend, Blake sitting next to me.

"Aha mate, I think everyone does" he replied.

"Right!"

Our teacher barked out amongst the chattering children.

"According to this leaflet the usual photographer is off sick."

Yesss! I thought. That means no pictures!

So, a substitute photographer will be filling in for him."

Our teacher smirked triumphantly, when he glanced up at our disappointed faces.

"The new photographer's name is Anus Macmillan."

There was a flood of laughter as the bell went when we heard that stupid, down right hilarious name. That outta spread some good rumours round school haha.

Little did we know, it was one of the biggest mistake of our lives...