Feyd: Who broke it? I'm not mad I just want to know.
Shaivalak: I did. I broke it.
Feyd: No. No you didn't, Tom?
Mallacoda: Don't look at me. Look at Ben.
Erebus: What? I didn't break it.
Mallacoda: Oh, that's weird, how did you even know it was broken?
Erebus: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Mallacoda: Hm, suspicious.
Erebus: No, it's not!
Herobrine: If- if it maters, probably doesn't, but April was the last one to use it.
Shaikulud: *gasp* Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Herobrine: Oh really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Shaikulud: I was using the wood stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that Jerry!
Shalvalki: Okay, lets not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Ron.
Feyd: NO! Who broke it?!
Erebus: Ron, Dawn has been awfully quiet.
Reaper: Really!?
Erebus: Yeah really.
Reaper: Oh my god!
Everyone: *arguing and yelling*
Feyd: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick.
Feyd: . . .
Feyd: Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.
@Jesse_the_leader for the cover art.(And just to say I'm not heartless, I said it wasn't mine at first, I just didn't know the name. I'm sorry if this sounds rude, it's just annoying to me when people are like, 'oh you should've known to credit first,' Like I did okay? Sorry again.)
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HumorExactly what the title says it is. Sorry if you don't understand what I'm trying to say. Credit to the author of the book and the creator of the game and vines. @Jesse_the_leader for the cover art. It's not anymore, but this was #1 in the tag 'Gam...