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Interview With A Fuckboy: A Series ('Minda)

Interviewer: Welcome back to: FUCKBOY SERIES. Today we have (looks to see no one's here) Uh, where's our guest?

Cameraman: (shrugs) Guess KJ isn't do-

Jesy: (clothes on backwards, hair messy, lipstick smeared) Sorry, I'm late. Traffic.

I: Really? Because Ally said that you along with the rest of the girls and Camila were-

J: It's none of your business.

I: But your shirt's insi-

J: Like I said, none of your business.

I: YOU LOOK LIKE SEX!

J: Of course I do, I'm Jesy Fucking Nelson.

I: (sighs) Anyway, here we have Jesminda "Big Titties, Big Dick" Needle

J: (jiggles titties)

I: Ok, first question. What was the most annoying thing one of your bandmates has done?

J: You're not gonna specific? Dadd- I mean Ally said you asked her what was the most annoying thing Camila has done.

I: Well- wait, how do you know that if you were in traffic?

J: Uh... c-cell phones exist, idiot.

I: Well, to be specific. What was the most annoying thing Playpus has ever done?

J: (thinks) Hmm, there's a lot. I guess I'd go with when, based off of what Leigh-Anne told me, Perrie came home absolutely wasted, yeah and Leigh asked her where has she been. And Perrie was like, "I was fucking getting money." So Leigh was like, "Show me. And Pez pulls out a stack of Monopoly money and said, "I'm rich, bitch."

I: Wow, she must've been-

J: Look, I'm not Ally. I'd beat your arse. (sexy glare) I: I-I'm sorry.

J: No, you apologize because sorry is saying you'd do it again.

I:I, uh, apologize.

J: (smiles) So Leigh snatches the money, telling her that she was telling her that she was drunk, yeah, and Perrie said, "No, I'm not! I'm Perrie!" So Leigh told her to go lie down somewhere and Perrie did, but stripped naked singing Strip.

I: Never heard it

J: It's by us.

I: Yeah, never heard it

J: (sexy glare) You. Never heard it?

I: (gulps, shakes head)

J: (raises eyebrow) You besta listen to it once I get out of this chair

I: (nods) Yes, ma'am

J: The only one that calls me that is Jade in the bedroom

I: (eyes wide)

J: (nods) Yep, that's my girl and yes, I shake her legs from time to time

I: I thought Chresy and

J: She's not my girlfriend, like I said I fuck her occasionally. C'mon, next question. My turn is coming up.

I: Your turn? Oh, like in Power?

J: (stale face) Funny. But no, it's none of your business

I: Uh, sorry. I mean, I apologize.

J: Next. Question

I: We're actually out of time-

J: (southern voice) Next question, beech!

I: (shaking) Ok, um, when is the next album coming out?

J: Soon

(Mixers hate this word😂)

I: Uh, okay. So you guys just recently dropped Bounce Back, a song sampling Soul II Soul. What was the inspiration behind it?

J: It's about throwing it back on our man. That's literally a lyric.

I: Oh, it is, isn't it?

J: (nods sarcastically) Yes, but Jade's was a double meaning. I also strap her

I: OK! That is all we have for today! Thank you, Jesy for-

J: Uh-uh, no. You just can't handle my bluntness. Soooo. Next question.

I: No, really out of

J: NEXT. QUESTION

I: Ok, ok... um, I-

J: (takes out phone to check hair and fix makeup)

I: Uh, oh, what's your favorite song? I forgot to ask Ally.

J: Bounce Back

I: (confused)

J: (sexy glare... what? I'm obsessed with this woman🤤) Listen to it now. Matter of fact, I'll play it

(If you ain't hear it, here ya go)

I: Wow, that's good!

J: Duh, it's by us (flips hair)

I: Huh (mumbles) I thought Jade was the conceited one?

J: I fucking heard that. Eat shit!

(Hehe, that Bounce Back Challenge tho😂)

I: Oh, sorry... I apologize

J: (phone dings) It's my turn anyway, so I'm out of here (gets up)

I: Your turn in what?

J: (stares at them for a long time)

I: (sighs) I know, "None of your business"

J: (leaves)

I: Well, that was something

CamMan: Yeah, but god she's... whoo!

J: I HEARD THAT

CamMan: (eyes wide)

J: (comes back; points at Cameraman) I'm telling Jesus and she'll tear you a new one for talking about one of her girls like that (leaves again)

I: I'm scared for you

CamMan: (gulps)

Ok, but seriously I want Jesy to fuck me up. Like I'd bottom for her and only her🤤 ANYGAY who's next?:

Jeed "Thicc Crispy Cakes Supa Base" Three Wall

Platypus "Make You Wetter Than A Bayou" Edwards

Lee "Like My Coffee With Two Sugars" Pincock