Coran: I wouldn't let him see Lance, since he is still resting from his injuries. I told him that unless he was injured, he wasn't allowed in to stay. He then punched himself in the face and told me that he was injured.
Shiro: Well, you have to admire his....
Shiro: ........dedication
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Lotor: Ah, Blue Paladin, at last we meet face to face. I've been wanting to meet you ever since you damaged my ship on Thayserix.
Lance: Um....that wasn't me dude. I fly the Red Lion.
Lotor: ....But you're wearing the blue armor.
Lance: Yeah, well, I used to fly the Blue Lion, but then we switched. I fly the Red Lion now.
Lotor: They why don't you wear the red armor.
Lance: Because Keith is the Red Paladin.
Keith: *raises hand* Yo!
Lotor: But, don't you fly the Red Lion?
Keith: No, I fly the Black Lion.
Lotor: Then why don't you wear black?
Lance: Because he's the Red Paladin! Haven't you been listening?
Lotor: *sighs and eye twitches slightly* Alright, fine. Then who flies the Blue Lion?
Allura: I do.
Lotor: YOU'RE WEARING PINK! THERE'S NOT EVEN A PINK LION! *sighs* I SUPPOSE THE GREEN PALADIN FLIES THE YELLOW LION THEN!?!
Pidge: No way! I fly the Green Lion! Are you stupid!?!
Lotor: ................I am done...............I am so done
Ezor: *whispers* We're going to need a chart
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Hunk: Okay, you two stand right there and don't move an inch.
Keith: You still haven't told us why we're in the pool room.
Hunk: :) *walks out of room*
Jaws Theme Plays
Pidge: .....what?
Lance: *explodes out of water and grabs their ankles*
Pidge: FUCKING SHIT!
Keith: *incoherent cursing*
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Shiro: Lance, would you do me the honor and become my brother-in-law
