Strange thoughts

1. Is it possible to go back in time and become your own biological parent?

A: No. If your genes can mix with somebody else's to create an exact replica of yours, something is wrong.

2: Is it possible to have a sex change, then go back in time and have a child with yourself?

A: I don't know. Probably. I'm not sure if a sex change includes internal organs.

3. When in life are we ever going to use the shit we learn in Maths?

A: Never

4. How many future famous people do we know?

5. Does being in a romantic relationship with someone who then has a sex change change your sexual orientation?

6. Which universe do Maths teachers come from?

7. If this is us now, imagine our grandchildren.

8. All friends are weird in some way.

9. We're all mutations.

10. Non-fandom people are scary.

11. The worst thing about birthdays is all the phone calls.

12. If we had everything we wanted, we would take it for granted and not want it.

13. Recycle bins are usually lined with plastic bags.

14. Shadows are terrifying.

15. We've only ever seen ourselves in mirrors or pictures.

16. Moustaches should be called mouth brows.

17. Some girls' makeup looks more like war paint.

18. With adulthood comes the inability to talk to children about anything other than their height and their school.

19. Kissing is so weird.

20. Tumblr is the happy hunting ground of all insane fangirls.

21. Writing in a new notebook for the first time is like removing its virginity.

22. Film makers must think we're so stupid if they honestly expect us to believe that the 30 year old they cast is actually 16.

23. If we acted the way we felt, we'd all be in prison.

24. Imagine if toddlers had ginormous, booming voices.

25. The government should use fangirls instead of soldiers, and tell us the enemy stole our books.

26. I love how food company owners think that "fun-sized" will make us like eating something that's half the size it used to be.

27. Assuming that time travel is invented in the future, we've probably all met a time traveller.

28. Do parents have some kind of secret language? Because if they did, I'm pretty sure that "maybe" would mean "no" and "defending myself" and "answering your question" would be "answering back".

29. Hair is actually really disgusting when you think about it.

30. What did the girls at Hogwarts do when they got their periods?

31. Fandoms have given me such high standards of everything.

32. If a show has an all-white cast it's racist, but if the cast is only African, Asian or Indigenous people, that's good. (Not being racist btw, just thinking random thoughts)

33. Australians can't even put on a stereotypical Aussie accent (I have tried).

34. In the games cupboard at my primary school, they had Men Are From Mars And Women Are From Venus, and my friends and I, being innocent little year 5/6's, decided to play it. We were scarred for life.

35. It doesn't matter what we do in our lives, one day we'll just be a name on a page, or a statistic- if we're lucky.

36. Once you're a teenager, everything becomes sexual.

37. My brain is like one of those annoying flies that just never stops buzzing around.

38. I wouldn't be surprised if Johnny Depp and Tim Burton live like right next door to each other.

39. Unicorns are just horny donkeys.

40. Imagine how great it would be if everyone swapped races for a day.

41. Misha Collins and Castiel have literally nothing in common.

42. Matt Smith and the Doctor have literally everything in common.

43. I really wouldn't be surprised if Tim Burton, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter all go to each other's parties or something.

44. Why is pee yellow?

45. It's not that I hate people, it's just that I want them to fuck off and never bother me again.

46. The story of my entire existence:

I was born. Then people bothered me. And that brings us up to date.

47. If life was like in movies, everybody would be having sex with everybody else- which really wouldn't be that different.

48. I lost my shoe. (Comment if you get it)

49. What if Benedict Cumberbatch inhaled helium?

50. I find it hilarious to ignore what a person is saying and just watch their eyebrows.

51. Cliffhangers are just so

52. I think Hell has a place reserved especially for Steven Moffat.

53. How to be a murderer without having to worry about the authorities: become a writer.

54. The best place to hide a body is on the second page of Google.

55. If I was an animagus I would stand in doorways as Gandalf and yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

56. I would also transform into a person nearby and freak them out.

57. I wish books were waterproof so I could drown them in my tears.

58. Song lyrics are creepy because it's like they're speaking right to you.

59. Would I fit inside a tumble-dryer? (Probably not)

60. I bet the first French kiss was really awkward.

61. It is possible to have threesome sex.

62. Men have nipples because everyone is a girl until the Y chromosome kicks in.

63. A couple of really great ways to creep someone out:

- Tell them that they should close their blinds when they change.

- Sniff them and say "you smell different when you're awake!"

64. Where in Azkaban do the prisoners do their business?

65. How do Dementors do the frick-frack?