as someone who's addicted to nicotine, i feel the addiction. that rush of that morning buzz, that buzz you get after playing "baseball" (it's where you pass ur vape around and hold it in until it's passed back to you) which sucks, and that "i've been on vacation for days and i'm ready to get it cracking buzz. but let's be honest, WE ARE DYING PEOPLE. THE GOVERNMENT MAY SEEM LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO BAN NICOTINE FROM US BUT REALLY THEY KNOW WE CAN GET THAT SHIT, SO THEY COME UP WITH THESE FRUITY FUCKING FLAVORS SO WE'RE HOOKED ON IT LIKE CRACK. THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL US BEFORE THE ALIENS FROM AREA 51 TRY AND TAKE OVER OUR PLANET. FLAVORFUL NIC=GOVERNMENT PLOT= ALIENS. i've come
to my conclusion here. ALIENS MADE NICOTINE, THAT'S RIGHT!!! THE ALIENS ARE KILLING US. we're doomed 😪👽🛸
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