Hermey x Reader

Ridiiging to northpoll

You tossed in the last of the beans to make your trip to the North Pole. It was only a matter of time before Santa came. You put a tag on the gift reading to Santa, but in reality you really want to see that sexy dentist elf. Hermey. You box yourself in and await for Santa to come rolling down your chimney. An hour has past and you were starting to get impatient, you tapped on the bean cans making a little tune, before hearing a loud thump. You smile. You start to hear Santa place down your gifts around the christmas tree and soon enough you feel him lift the box up and zoom up chimney. It was a rough ride, but you silently ate your can of beans while Santa was going from house to house.

"Ok. Reindeer time to head back to the North Pole, Christmas is now canceled." He said in his holly jolly golly voice.

You smiled. You were finally gonna see Hermey once and for all. On the way back you could see the light of the sun peeking through the little openings in the box. You felt the sleigh get lower and lower until it came to a stop.

"Santa you forgot to deliver this present." A voice said.

"Oh that gift is for me humble servant." Santa responded.

It was soon time for you to make your grand reveal, you could start to sense a crowd forming around the present. Everybody had eyes on you and hopefully Hermey too. You saw a pair of scissors tear through the top of the cardboard box you managed to successfully tape yourself in. You duck your head to avoid the sharp blade and soon a wave of light came pouring through and soon the face of the white bearded man.

"It's a (Your gender)!" Santa screamed.

Everybody cheered at the gender reveal as you emerged from the box with your feminine/masculine body.

"We have a human!" An elf screamed.

You couldn't help but enjoy the attention. For a split second you forget why your there in the first place with all the action in the room. You frantically look around the crowd of elves to find Hermey. He's nowhere in sight. You let out a sigh and frown.

"Welcome to Christmas squad Y/N" Santa said cheerfully.

You didn't question at all how he knew your name, he's Santa bitch.

"Thank you Santa!" You respond.

"Elves! Give Y/N a tour of the North Pole! As a new member of Christmas squad you must understand your surroundings." Santa demanded.

The elves nodded and quickly signalled you to follow them. You shuffle around the sea of tiny elves until one elf in particular stood out to you. It was Will Ferrell the elf human. At least you had one human to talk to if things don't work out with the other elves. They place you down at the entrance of the idea department.

"This is where we come up with toy ideas for all the little children." One elf spoke.

"All these doors are pretty much set up in sequential order, ideas, outline, building, painting, and so on so forth."

"Cool!" You said in response, you needed to figure out a way to see Hermey, but how? He's a dentist you thought according to all the movies you've watched as a child and according to all the hardcore research you've done before planning such a trip to the North Pole. You knew you were destined to be with Hermey, to make half human half elf children, to start a family and a new life with Hermey. And also have a pet reindeer.

You thought some more until an idea arose from the pits of your mind. You needed to cause pain towards your toothes. The elves were just about done with the tour and finally your

"OW MY TOOTHES" You scream with the power of a thousand suns.

The elves turn towards you with very shocked. They tossed your human figure above their tiny heads and took you through the doors. Will Ferrell watched you with his classic "Oh no" facial mouth. You couldn't help but smile as the elves took you to him. They bust down the door to the dentist.

"HERMEY OUR GUEST NEEDS YO'Ure help!" The elf screamed.

The elves set you down onto the floor and you looked up to Hermey with a nice welcoming warm beautiful amazing smile with his pink lips and his pitch black eyes. Hermey smirked and looked up at the other elves.

"You guys can leave, I'll take it from here." he said calmly, "He looks down at you, "Lets see whats wrong with your toothes."