the top of my head has a sunburn and that makes zero sense because i have hair yes surprise i am not actually bald having a sunburn on top of my head would make sense if i were bald but since i am not it makes no sense
something made a noise in the corner of my room so maybe it's satan and he's about to ask for cock n ball torture
i'm emotionally unstable and i miss my wife and my kids please let me leave the wendy's drive thru
fuck you wattpad i don't care if this takes 22 seconds to read that's 22 seconds spent reading my boss ass story
