Pink: The gay oneshot onslaught

"My boyfriend is a man" >=|

A/N: this is just.. honest to god shit, please ( i beg you ) 

                                    dON't JuDGe mE, i need a nap ( ; ^;)

A small plethora of smashers were being shoved outside by the giant gloved fingers that belonged to none other than the giant white hand himself, Master Hand. Cameras and reporters everywhere, the scene outside the smash buildings were wild and alive with the most annoying sounds imaginable to human ears.

"Uuuuggh, I don't wanna be here!" Wolf griped out miserably, seeing as it was nearly 10pm and immediately after he spoke two or three reporters asked him how exactly that 'Made him feel'. "私は同意します、私は私の美しさの睡眠が必要です" Marth agreed in Japanese which loosely translates to 'I agree, I need my beauty sleep', or at least I hope it does because we're both half asleep and I used google translate. Marth speaking Japanese? You know the reporter people ate that up like gold. Nearly all the people with microphones were now rambunctiously shoving each other around to hopefully record some of the fire emblem character's sleepy mumbling in another language. 

"Please, leave us alone. Master Hand won't let us sleep until we get you all to leave!" Rosalina cried out desperately as her and the Luma resting on her head shared a yawn. Her pleas were ignored, of course and as several photographers kept taking snapshots of her, Luma, Wolf, Olimar, Marth, and Ryu one rather excited reporter shouted out, "Look!" And all heads turned to see the angel from Skyworld, Pit, laughing at something as he walked by, hand in hand with none other than Link, the hero of time. 

Some reporters began to swarm them and Pit nearly backed into Link's chest with a, "woah!" as one specifically interested woman shoved a camera rather close to him. "Sir, are you a real angel? Is your name really Pit? Is this person your 'significant other'?" A lot of reporters were asking a lot of questions and after just having a glorious date with his hylian boyfriend the last thing Pit wanted to deal with was some nosy questions that confused him. "Link, let's go-" Pit was about to call out to his boyfriend until some reporter stupidly went, "Oh wow, is it really true? Pit and Zelda are dating!?" Link inwardly face palmed a bit, but just barely noticed as his rather sleepy at this point boyfriend grew a an upset frown on his face at the reporter's ignorance.

"Pit, please, let it go-" Link tried to reason with the angel but it was too late. Angrily and tiredly Pit furiously faced the cameras and microphones. "My boyfriend is a man, and I am very tired! Now leave us alone so I can go cuddle him in bed!" Pit was rather furious at this point and nobody stop him as brunette angel pushed his way through the annoying strangers and left towards inside to do exactly what he'd announced he wanted to do.

.. Let's just say, there were very 'interesting' headlines the next morning when Pit saw the news reports and papers.. Turns out saying, "my husband is a man" is now known as Pit's coined phrase of the year and Pit buries his head into Link's torso in shame once he finds out. 

The End 

(é w è ) I'm very sleepy