Random Sanders Sides Oneshots

Luke Ship- Nightmare

Okay, A/N. Weird ship, but something I thought I would try. Credit to a friend of mine for the ship name. It's a Logic/Logan x Duke/Remus. We thought this would be cute because Logan would probably be the only one other than Dee to tolerate him...

    Remus has it bad. Each day, he would constantly tease the sides, throwing as many dark and gruesome thoughts into their minds as he could. He loved it. Loves it. Not to mention the joy of threatening the sides when they get too defensive over one another. Especially Logan. He wouldn't admit it, but he hated the side with a passion. He was all too good at making his threats unreal and causing the sides to be less afraid. He hated it. Keyword: Hated. -Ed. Hated. He'd never admit it, but his affections for the side grew.
    See, Logan was just that good. He knew how to just listen and give all the reasons on why Remus couldn't or wouldn't be able to do such things he threatened. That didn't stop him from frightening Patton, however. Logan would always arrive when Remus was near. Someone would call him to protect them against Remus' dark and sexual innuendos or threats.
    To most of the Main Sides, Remus was just intolerable. None of them could stand that stinky bastard, not even Roman. Logan, however? Logan didn't mind him. Deep down the logical side knows he is just doing his job, and he also knows that, in the mind, Remus could do no real harm. His threats just aren't threats to Logan. He is all too quick with the reasoning on how Remus' ideas wouldn't happen and how no damage would ever come.
    Remus hated it. He's becoming less and less threatening to the logical side, not that he was anyway, and he despised it. But lately? He kind of enjoyed it. It seemed like a game. There are definitely some things that would get to Logan. Like if Remus threatened to cut Logan, who would bleed, and pour the blood on his books. Now that didn't scare him, oh no. That just pissed him off.
    Oh how Remus loves to piss him off. He enjoys how much the logical trait would finally lash out, his vicious snarls come from nowhere to attack Remus. But like Logan, Remus isn't afraid. In fact, like Logan, he can also come quick with the reasoning... To make it sound sexual.
    And he's doing it right now.
"I swear to any of the gods up there, I will tear you apart if you don't shut up, Remus!" Logan snarls, fed up once again with Remus and his games.
"From behind, I hope~" He teases, his voice almost mocking Logan.
    Logan swore under his breath, slapping a hand on his face so hard his forehead becomes red as he pulls his hand away to pinch the bridge of his nose.
"Oh, you gonna hit me that hard~" He teases once more. "Because I'm all yours, Logic."
"No, you fucking aren't. For the last time, Remus, you belong to Thoma—" Realization hit all too late for him. "You know what? Just get out of here!"
"Oh, Logan. You know what repression does.  And trust me, the more snarky you get, the more I threaten you... Like how, if you dare protect the others one more time from me, rather than your nipples up your nose it'll be your chopped off fingers!" He purrs, using a voice that doesn't phase Logan, but it does piss him off further.
"Why do you come to me?!" He asks to Remus, expecting no response as it is more rhetoric than anything else.
"Because you touch m—" Remus couldn't finish as a hand caught the collar of his outfit, yanking him backwards.
    Low and behold, his brother standing before him. Remus rolls his eyes, growling at his twin. Roman gives him a stern look while scolding him, finally pushing him out of Logan's room and to their own. Well, to Roman's. There's a black door next to his closet that leads to The Others' rooms, more specifically Remus'. Remus goes through the black wooden door, slamming it closed. Roman was really the only one to force him, but it wasn't just that that had caused him to want to go back to his room. He is tired.
    The issue with bothering Logan is that it takes a lot out of Remus from how hard he has to try to bother him. He lays down on the creaky black and green bed he owns, sighing when he finds he can only toss and turn. Giving up on trying to sleep, he starts to daydream. He thinks of finally getting to Logan, finally becoming scary and threatening again. But, what comes next is him drifting off to a harsh slumber, a nightmare filled one, at that.