I'm using Lafayette and Herc because yes
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Peggy: Herc? Why does Laf have a purple tongue?
Herc: well you see, we went out to get slushies and I got a blue one and he got a red one and-
Peggy: oh my God, did you guys kiss??
Herc: what? No, he found a piece of purple chalk on the floor and he wanted to know if it tasted like grapes
Peggy:.........aND YOU DIDN'T STOP HIM???
Herc: oops
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Featuring Peggy
X-Donut-X this is for you my child
YOU ARE READING
Hamilton + Flirting = Gay Disasters
Random[insert beautifully crafted description here] But basically, it's a buncha Lams and Mulette flirting lol