Khaotic Kids of the Keys [DISCONTINUED]

Casino Crashers: Part 1

Spring break, a beautiful opportunity to commit heinous crimes. The school day was just about to end and the Khaotic kids were counting down the last ten seconds.

"10!"

"9!"

"8!"

"7!"

"CHICKEN!"

"5!"

"4!"

"3!"

"2!"

"1!!!!!!"

The bell rang signaling that it was time for their escape from the prison walls. They cheered and threw paper in the air as all the students ran out of the classroom like herds of beasts.

"Spring break is finally here!" Mya exclaimed, taking in a fresh breath of air.

"Now that school is closed, this is the perfect time to create a money-making scheme," Asor said, rubbing his fingers greedily.

"Like what? We already robbed a bank like 15 times this year, it's getting old." Larry said.

"Forget banks! We're gonna gamble at casinos." Asor said holding up airplane tickets to Las Vegas.

"Woah! I hope the airplane has peanut bag snacks." Aaron said.

They all ran home to pack their bags. All of them ripped out their whole closets, stuffed them into suitcases, and forcing it to shut. They also packed various weapons and gambling trick books to help with their scams.

They snuck out while their parents were fast asleep, they each left notes with a terrible excuse for their absence. Asor grabbed out his cellular device, that he stole from a phone jail at school, and summoned an Uber.

The Uber driver recognized them. It was Tommy Eod. Their previous math teacher in the seventh grade.

"You kids again?!" He said.

"Yee, so what?" Aaron said.

"So, I'm driving the heck away!" Mr. Eod said as he drove away.

"Sigh, they always play hard to get," Asor said. "After the man!"

The kids grabbed their luggage and ran after the car. He had to stop at a red light. Mya tore open the door and pushed him out the door. She summoned for the rest of them to hop in with their luggage.

Eod sat in the street wondering where his life went wrong. He bounced and reached for his pocket to call the police but he noticed it was missing. He checked the other pocket and ended up with the same result. Mya drove back and drove around him in a circle.

"Looking for this?!" Larry yelled holding the phone with his head just outside the window.

Eod lunged for the phone only to get splashed with street water as they drove away.

They used the GPS on the Uber app and drove to the airport. Mya drove recklessly seeing as she was the only one who was of legal age to drive.

"Guys, don't worry. I see my Dad drive all the time." She assured her friends as she swerved down the street at full speed.

"Um, I don't trust you at all!" Asor said. "Hand over the wheel!"

"No!" Mya yelled.

Asor climbed from the backseat to the front and tried to pry Mya's hands off of the steering wheel. As they fought back in forth the car swerved and crashed into their local Pizza Hut.

"See what you did!" Mya yelled.

"If you just listened to me, we wouldn't have crashed!" Asor yelled back.

"Um guys we don't have time to argue, the police are coming!" Aaron warned.

Police cruisers sped to the scene of the crash.

"And that's our cue to run," Larry said, taking off with his suitcase.

The others followed Larry with their suitcases struggling to keep up. Fortunately, they weren't too far from the airport so they ran all the way there. Before they entered they put on their fake beards to match the photos in their fake passports.

"Ready to go, Mr. Lincolns?" Asor asked.

"Oui, oui." The others said because all of their passports had the name of Abraham Lincoln and marked his birthplace as France.

"We'll totally get in," Aaron said.

They go through the check-in area but the next obstacle was the security check. The security guard was a tall bald man with glasses.

"Okay, I know what to do to get past him," Asor said. "THAT ELDERLY WOMAN HAS A WATER BOTTLE!"

"WHAT WHERE?! THOSE ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THE PLANE, MA'AM!" He yelled as he tackled the elderly woman to the ground.

The kids snuck past him as he was searching through the woman's wig and purse for the water bottle.

"Ha," Larry said. "That was so easy."

"I feel kinda bad though," Mya replied.

"Eh, you'll get over it," Asor said.

The kids went past security, deposited their bags, and boarded the plane. They found their seats and sat down. In front of them was a small screen, which was displaying the local news.

"Just in, four local troublemakers hijack a uber vehicle and crash into a pizza place." The reporter said.

"Huh, kids are such troublemakers these days," Mya said with a fake French accent to the lady next to her.

"Agreed," She replied. She looked at Mya past her beard and adjusted her glasses. "Excuse me, but my eyesight is working against me. You resemble the young lady in the photo."

"Nah, nah. I am de Abraham Lincoln!" She said.

The lady merely shrugged in response. Mya let out a sigh.

"That was close." She whispered.

As soon as all the passengers had boarded, the doors closed and the flight attendant had come out, speaking.

"Hello! Hello! We will be flying to Las Vegas, Nevada." She rambled on and on about safety procedures causing Asor to fall asleep. He snored loudly but was jolted right up when the plane started to move.

To pass the time, Asor pulled out the gambling tricks book and read it to the crew as if he were reading to a kindergarten class. He even displayed the pictures to them. The other passengers were concerned but pretended it wasn't happening, knowing the consequences of not minding their own business.

As Asor continued to read, a bird flew and slammed into the window. Larry screamed his lungs out causing the Sky Marshall to investigate the situation.

"What's going on here?" The Marshall asked.

"A bird just crushed its face into the window!" Larry said, hyperventilating.

"Quick, get him a bag of peanuts, he's hyperventilating!" Aaron said. "Get me one too!"

A flight attendant scurried as fast as her dollar store heels could go to get them their bags of peanuts. When she came back, Larry snatched the bag of peanuts breathed in and out into the bag while Aaron scarfed down on peanuts.

When Larry calmed down, his beard got stuck to the bag.

"Oh no, my beautiful beard is stuck!" Larry said.

"Let me help you, sir." The flight attendant said tugging at the bag.

"No-" It was too late. The flight attendant ripped off his beard and he shrieked. All the passengers gasped.

"It's those Pizza Hut kids!" A passenger yelled out and the sky Marshall gasped.

To be continued